We want to see how funny you can be with this weeks creative caption on Taka Higashino. Write your best caption on our website, we will pick a few winners and you can have the chance to win a free Metal Mulisha tee of your choice and some stickers!
*Make sure you fill out your full name and email. That is the only way we can contact the winners. Contest ends the following Tuesday when we put up the new weekly Taka Tuesday!
Check out some of last weeks winners!
Bryan Bleier
Hi im taka,im the newest version of iron man!
Marle Edwards
Tell me the truth….does this make my ass look big?
Dan
If you think my heads big wait till you see my…….feet!!!
I, RAM, INVINCIBOOOOOOOOOOOOR!
kato aint got sh*t on me!!!!
I knew I could Chuck Norris
ive never seen an egyption moto x rider b4…mythical creature
Little Taka, MX rider, limbering up for strong women competition between rides!
Lady Gaga.
Walk like an Egyptian with my girly shades
“I’m sexy and I know it”, lol
I am Mulisha’s answer to Pastrana!!!
“walk like an EGYPT-SHAANNNNN!!!”
Walk like and ayyysian!…
&& I was like daaaahhhh…&& the bitch looked at me funny
With these shades, i can whip like this!
CHRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE!
Can you show me where the weight room is…
..”And at the family reunion there was this akward silence, so I broke out in this dance to LMFAO!”
Domo arigato Mr. Roboto
hi im taka!! will u married me !! I’m strong baaaabyyyy!!!!!
This is how you give a Z.J.
AWWW RUN!! Its godzilla!
Look at the pickled haring in pink glass’s
New Scott Summers glasses. I’m one of X-man.
ROCKSTAR AND LIGHT UP SHADES MAKE TAKA GO REALLLLLL FASSST!
WALK LIKE A METAL MULISHANNN
I party like a Rock Star!
the beach is that way and the compound is this way!!
The guy in the Honda shirt gave me 20 dollars to super punch this Yamaha but he wasn’t even looking when I did. Now I super punch him. TAKA!!!
GOD BLESS AMERICA
I superstar takaaaaaaaa!!
Out of control with a side of Radness!!!
Doe normaal dan doe je al gek genoeg!!!!!!
Hai!! I am Japanease Rudolph Reighndeer. Now up..up.. and away!!!
“she bang she bang oh baby……”
Walk like a militian!
Back to the future Asian edition
Who said I would never be a Rockstar
Stop…Hammer Time!
My dougie fresh
Now to take a corner on this here dirtcycle you got to do exactly as I do. See if your not doing it just like this your wrong.
“He tried to pull off a triple back, guy just hasn’t been right since”
Big Busty Asian gives racing handjobs.
its hammer time can’t touch this!
Its the asian persuasion. Lol
“domo arigato mr roboto”
My favorite movie is “Gleam in the cube”.
Can you tell?
YES! I am holding my POOP!!!
“everybody do the Taka!”
Taka love you longtime<3
GODZILLA aint got Shit on me or da Mulisha
I’m turning Japanese I think I’m
turning Japanese I really think
so
Turning Japanese I think I’m turning
Japanese I really think so
Lady Gaga havin auditions for new video, you think Taka got it?
Taka likes “Gleam in the cube” .
Can you tell?
OMG he is going to shoot us with lasers from his eyes
“your no match for my crouching tiger hidden dragon”
when i walk in the spot, this is what i see everybody stop and they staring at me i got passion in my pants and i aint afraid to show it
“…So to be a Mulisha Rockstar, you must pose like this…”
“The beach is that way”
Japanese goggles don’t need tear offs…they laser the dirt away!
“WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE YEA”
Hello world, i am the bastard child of Yoko Ono and Elton John.
Taka was MULI-SHA FIGH-TING….HYA!
I am super ninja!
Look Mom, when I put on Daddy’s MM shirt I look big and strong like Deegan!
Look! I’m a Japanese stop sign. You stop or get TAKA’d. Boom!
party like a rockstar baby!
I’m sexy and I know it.Cause I work out!
Forget Godzilla, I fight motorcycles!
IF YOU WANT IN HERE YOU MUST FIGHT ME…. THEN HE YELLS MORTAL KOBMAT
Walk like an Egyptian
Is there something in my teeth?
I can dress however I want. I have the power of invincibility.Do you have any powers?
Ssssssss—–aaaaaaaaaa——ffffffff——eeeeeeee—-ttttt——yyyyyy. We can dance if we want to. We can leave your friends behind. Cause your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance well they’re no friends of mine. We can go when we want to. The night is young and so am I. And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet and surprise em with our victory cry. We can act if we want to. If we don’t nobody will. And you can act real rude and totally removed and I can act like an imbecile!!!!
Wiggle wiggle wiggle yea
Wiggle wiggle wiggle yea
I’m sexy and I know it.
I workout.
Wiggle wiggle wiggle yea
Wiggle wiggle wiggle yea
Coming soon to a bar near you.
Gerrrr.. You see me? You see me sucker! You don’t want none of this! Gerrrr
” See, I could do Jersey Shore. Pauly D ain’t got shot on me…”
This is where i try out for the new jet li movie right?
Walk like an oriental!!!
Watashi wa JAPANESE SAUSAGE desu!
“Im asian and i flex it”
Walk like an Egyptian…. Wait this song is still popular, right?
come at me bro ill mess you up
The dirt is that way <—–
OOOoohhhh someone knows kung fu……
“This right here is the secret to success boys!”
I’m looking fly like G6 like a G6 !!
Metal Japaneseah
And all the women said im looking fly for a white guy !
HAY YOU GUY’S WAIT FOR ME!
GOT OUT OF MY PARENTS HOUSE NOW I CAN BE MYSELF!
Timmay!!!!
this is swag in asia
you by sunglasses cheap cheap cheap i dance like a monkey for you?
Boom! Boom! Fire power!
do u like my plad lab coat? they call me Dr. taka-lota higashino.
Jackie Chan on the set of his new action movie!!!!!!!!!!!!
” you like my pythons?, had to get the biggest shirt I could find so they wouldn’t frighten you, too much.”
I work out…Im sexy and I know it!!!
If I flex any harder Im going to poop myself!
Just call Me” Taka Love Potion#9″ Mulisha Style Baby
Guess I Got My Swagger Back
welcome the newest Mulisha member….Egyptian Elton John!
mister cunisha ….
mulisha + lite brights= Taka
wed gobbles,… check!
pyjama top,… check!
wuv boots,… check!
wock star,… YEA BABY!!!
yes Taka,you best red skull
DDD
fuck yeah! everybody is looking at me,im da boss
The Bitches are that way…
It’s go time!!
We stir fry wike this,one hand fender gwrab like that, and pimp it Taka style baby…
I don’t think those count as hater blockers
Lol I just wanna know what was more interesting that everybody was looking left
thats how i throw down my 3rd gear pinned one-handed nac flips – biaaaaatch…
he’s sexy and he knows it (8) jajaj
I’m Not Afraid, now it’s your turn Eminem. (:
Hey you see me now with my light up glasses wait till you see me doing my back flip indian air with my light up suit
Can’t Touch This!
KILLER BOOTS, MAN!!
Who woulda knew a homeless space man could dougie ha!
You want to fuck on me yaaaaaah!!!
HATERS GONNA HATE
I’m a dirt ninja!
Showing the guns Mulisha style!
Kid in the background asking the girl,” What the hell is Taka doing?”
You want to f*ck on meeeeeeeee!
I guess this is wht happen to jackie chan after all those movie !
It’s emo meets neo-classical look!!
Elton johns long lost love child.
“Saran Wrap gone wrong. Invisalign hooked me up with an invisible full-body cast. I’ll only be stuck like this for a few months.”
Stop! Pajama Time!
You wanna FOOOK on MEEEEE….
MY NAME IS TAKA, LOVE THE WAY I WALKA?
Supa- staaaaaaaaaaaaaaar! Sometimes when im nervous i stick my hands in my armpits then i smell them!!!
I’ve got moves like jagger with kanye’s swagga baby!!!
“..so I catch ignorant customer and MAKE him eat the sh-itty chicken!”
So this is what Data from “The Goonies” is doin now adays!
Look what i can do!!
Take the taka taebo challenge and you to can look like this….let taka pump YOU up!
“After all that riding im thirsty, time for some wahhhtahhhhhh” (Jackie chan voice)
I mite have pretty red glasses but watch My hands im a mettal melisher ninjger
If i dont move they cant see me….. So hard
*–*-*TEQUILA*–*–*–*TEQUILA*—*–*
PEE WEE ant got crap on me…
Yo tella people you likea Metal Mulisha, theya think you cool… Aay Tank you very much!!
taka got them pimp glasses on and starting to break dance
I got the love my bitches !!! My heart shape glasses see all the lady’s that are wear heart shape panties !!!
Say what? Am I pimpin?
Say it one more time and I’ll show you Pimp!
Hawkman watch now, there’s a new predator taking the skies.
CHOW: WE HAD A SICK NIGHT BITCHES …Nigga please.(hahaha in gay voice)
This little monkey party with us all night, blow coke and jerk me off I found new boots in fat jesus’s dad car
How cares about Taka check out that Muslisha Maiden!!!!
Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!!!
Dash from Incredibles all grown up
dontcha wish your boyfriend was fly like me???..dontcha?
Taka stalks the crowds like praying mantis….
All Your Bikes Are Belong To Us !@!@
one small step for man…takas giant leap in the fashion stakes! Hawt!
Doc, im back from the future…
i thought Taka was a freestyle mxer? not an olympic swimmer?
Damn it! I am still only impressing little kids, I was for sure these neon light -up red shades would be sure to turn more heads…maybe I should wear them doing a Hart Attack and that would be the key to flat lining the whole audience. Winter X games here I come!
…your just mad i got asian swag!! tood-a-loo bitches!!!
Im Taka and I walk like an EGYPTIAN!!
metal mulisha..?? i thought i was at mental mulisha for mentally unstable riders o wait check out my dance
“Party Taka’s in the house tonight.”
LMFAO fol rife
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