Posted By sruiz  |  November 15, 2011

We want to see how funny you can be with this weeks creative caption on Taka Higashino. Write your best caption on our website, we will pick a few winners and you can have the chance to win a free Metal Mulisha tee of your choice and some stickers!

Taka Higashino

*Make sure you fill out your full name and email. That is the only way we can contact the winners. Contest ends the following Tuesday when we put up the new weekly Taka Tuesday!

132 Responses to “Taka Tuesday Caption Contest”

  1. Ben Bushell says:

    HEAVY METAL!! Sick helmet dude!

  2. Our Metal Mulisha Idol to worship

  3. I NEED A BIGGER HELMET!!!

  4. nick pearce says:

    “Aw hell, I’m stuck again.”

  5. greg corum says:

    anybody have any oil? my neck is alittle stiff!!

  6. brandon says:

    They call me takalisha!!!

  7. kristy says:

    I love metal mulisha

  8. Shelby says:

    Does my head make this helmet look big??

  9. Nick says:

    Bringing Halloween to a whole new level. Digging the welding job too.

  10. timothy armenta says:

    He who wear big helmet, huck even bigger ramp

  11. Garret says:

    Metal mulisha troops helmet

  12. davin says:

    Hey I just got my lip pierced. Its a little swollen

  13. Ben Lingg says:

    I am the biggest metal mulsha fan, now can someone please help me with this?!

  14. nick bizz says:

    the remake of the wizard of oz got a little dark when the new tinman showed up

  15. robert callahan says:

    you think this is big you should see the size of his……………. bike get you mind out of the gutter!!!

  16. Cole says:

    “What The Shit?!”

  17. Justin M says:

    Full Metal Helmet

  18. Scott says:

    (Metal Mulisha is like the honey badger,) they do what ever the f*ck they want and won’t stop until they get it!

  19. I hate mailorder, I said a small helmet!!!!!!

  20. Does my head make this helmet look big???

  21. Storme Williams says:

    hello?! Is anyone out there?!

  22. Pharus hudzietz says:

    I’m a pick this helmet up and I’m a drop it on your fucking head!!

  23. Kalina Griggs says:

    How many licks does it take to get to the center of a giant Mulisha Skull?

  24. Eva Martinez says:

    “This is NOT what I meant when I said you could set it on my face.”

  25. Garret andres says:

    Metal mulisha gone gears of war helmet

  26. alex shelton says:

    Metal mulishas new scuba helmet

  27. Emil Thessén says:

    Eaven the smallest guys look as badass as death himself while wearing a M/M shirt!

  28. Kevin Dufour says:

    HORY SHIT THIS IS HEAVY METAR.. (IN MY BEST JAPANESE AMERICAN ACCENT)

  29. Oh shit! i can see through my nose.

  30. Tracy says:

    in the battle for awesome helmets,I Takatron,am the lord and master

  31. Marle Edwards says:

    Tell me the truth….does this make my ass look big?

  32. Cynthia Karpowicz says:

    Hardcore Metal Mulisha – the only way to attract the ladies!!!

  33. Emil Thessén says:

    Eaven the smallest guys look as badass as death himself while wearing a Metal Mulisha shirt!

  34. Audrey Le Guyader says:

    Don’t forget the mulisha glove !!!
    (Don’t forget the love glove)

  35. Lindsay says:

    Peek – A – Boo!

  36. dave says:

    Dam!!! fu(#ing crashed again

  37. Josh says:

    Get on Taka’s level

  38. Ian G. says:

    Do I have anything in my nose?

  39. Lindsay says:

    That’s a heavy duty glory hole.

  40. Deadmaus5? Nah; dead-skull!

  41. Mathias Holz says:

    Baaaaaaaanzai :)

  42. Scott Marshall says:

    Taka’s new anime characture, Takachui.

  43. matt williams says:

    this is wat a metal mulisha bugger looks like!

  44. Jason says:

    Dose this helmet make my ass look big???

  45. Leave it to Taka to come up with a Japanese vesion of the MSR Metal Mulisha helmet.

  46. wevilla says:

    i hear voices lol the harder i twist the throttle the quiter he gets bua hahaha

  47. Angela darchuj says:

    Help me!!! My head is stuck!

  48. Heather says:

    ” I knew I’d never measure up to the Mulisha but if I tilt my head like this, flare my nostrils and bite my lip I just may get stuck in their heads”

  49. hi im taka,im the newest version of iron man!

  50. Chinese Mandingo says:

    or; Taka models the new Chinese Mandingo condom ribbed for IE pro-ho pleasure

  51. RENEE says:

    “METAL LOVE”

  52. adam gerber says:

    Man don’t worry, if you don’t make it, you got the perfect helmet dude!

  53. Chris Thomas says:

    Gonna need a bigger ramp to backflip with this helmet.

  54. Alyssa Zelhart says:

    Yes sir mr. giant helmet head!! Ummm, i mean General Mulisha!

  55. john s says:

    Hey, Brian Deegan’s nose hair looks like Taka Higashino!!!!!

  56. Jake Frohnapfel says:

    You know what they say about big helmets…….

  57. Chuck says:

    They call me the Deeganator!

  58. john says:

    I thought I would try on King deegans helmet

  59. john says:

    Thought I would try on King deegans helmet

  60. Curtis H says:

    Backflips were getting a little easy so I upgraded my helmet

  61. Brisa says:

    Please help.. The metal head is tryin to eat me cuz im that good! ;)

  62. Jason wood says:

    I feel like I should b sitting on deegans dash board bobbing my head

  63. Zack fisher says:

    Dammit .. why do these new padded helmets got to be so big I can’t lick the windows

  64. jackson says:

    Im so good my head got big

  65. Jason wood says:

    Wen I grow up, I want 2 b a mulisha GOD!!!!

  66. Jason wood says:

    Yay, I got the mulisha mascot gig, check me and my phat head out!!

  67. adam says:

    HONEY I SHRANK THE MULISHA!

  68. NICK SHARP 251 says:

    Its snot the size of the taka in the helmet, its the size of the helmet on the taka!!! Metal Mulisha fuckin rocks c’mon

  69. Mick says:

    Worlds biggest head f**k !

  70. Austin richardson says:

    HOLY SHIT is this a big helmet or wat! Deegan u need to get a smaller head or somethin!!!!

  71. Benoit says:

    http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/850/29939822479877931251051.jpg/

    one of my few creations.
    I’ll post the others later !

  72. eric harrison says:

    I am a scrap metal samurai, bonsia.

  73. Sage Dunham says:

    I’m so dope I’ve gotta wear a steel metal mulisha helmet!

  74. Ilana Olive says:

    I came…I saw…I conquered…Long live Metal Mulisha!!

  75. eric harrison says:

    I am the scrap metal samurai, bonsia!

  76. “Muahahahaaa today you will fall Godzilla, you are no match for METATAKA!”

  77. Dave Harban says:

    hey quick getta picture of Taka balancing this thing on his chin!

  78. Amanda says:

    The man who put a srop to the rampage and claimed the head of the almighty ” Metal Mulzilla”!

  79. Dan says:

    If you think my heads big wait till you see my…….feet!!!

  80. Derrek says:

    Taka: I wonder if I can tailwhip with this on?

  81. steve gibson says:

    When you roll with the Metal Mulisha you can’t help but have a big head

  82. david patterson says:

    All bow to me, lord of the heavy metal mulisha tribe. And I also demand a nibble head to be made in my honor.

  83. Thomas Brown says:

    So, I see your helmet is as big as mine!

  84. david patterson says:

    *demand* stupid autocorrect.

  85. david patterson says:

    Ahhhhhhhh demand a bobble head. Dang it.

  86. cody hodges says:

    They have alot of time on their hands at the metal mulisha shop!

  87. I’m too sexy for my hat… to sexy for my hat… ya!

  88. Scott kolp says:

    And with the torn and mangled remains of their bikes the metal muilisha completed the demi god of extreme.

  89. Monte says:

    All Bow to the metalmulisha god

  90. vincent laplante says:

    WOW!!my helmet is taking me has a snack !!

  91. travis dowell says:

    FEAR THE ALLMIGHTY HELMET HEAD

  92. Robin kardos says:

    Uno más por favor!

  93. Shawn says:

    Hey coach…. My helmets stuck

  94. Shawn says:

    Hey coach…….. My helmets stuck

  95. lou marin says:

    “i’m bringin tetanus back, these other fools dont know how to act!!!”

  96. Sheldon Holland says:

    The Mulisha consumes another victim

  97. Joe Pirate says:

    This is what boogers feel like!

  98. alan atkins says:

    They told me being famous will make my head get bigger but i didnt know they ment this damn big.

  99. Jamie says:

    All bow to the Iron pig! The Iron pig rules the world!

  100. karl says:

    these boogers arent gonna pick themselves!

  101. Alexander says:

    Imma bad mudder-fucker, disagree and a punk-ass will be headbutted

  102. Blake Moore says:

    My booger has a nose…
    I can smell so much better in here…

  103. kelly says:

    Oh no here comes godzilla!! And hes got taka!!

  104. James says:

    Taka no need to run from all the girls screaming ” Oh Taka your helmet is so big!!!!!!”

  105. James says:

    Hey general D do I got a boogie?

  106. Russ says:

    This will show those kids at school not to mess with me. I’m gonna get all there men when i show up wearing this muahahaha

  107. kelly says:

    Do i got a booger?

  108. MIchelle says:

    Can someone join me in here for the party!!

  109. MIchelle says:

    damn dude, I didn’t think this throught very well, hmm next time use my enemy!

  110. Krysten Walker says:

    Look its the new Metal Mulisha Taka Tiki Tourch! LMAO thats pretty freakin cool

  111. Sam voss says:

    Does this helmet make my ass look fat??

  112. I think this helmet is trying to eat me

  113. ROBERT CALLAHAN says:

    you think this is big you should see the size of his…………….. bike get your mind out of the gutter!!!

  114. Amanda Malinow says:

    This should fit my ego just fine !

  115. april law says:

    Keep marching on metal mulisha…Ride hard play harder…

  116. Jamie says:

    So…they say this new helmet improves aerodynamics and can actually make you faster! I totally bought one!

  117. Mark Burgess says:

    Man, Thats the last time I try a Kiss of death double backflip barrel roll. This neck brace SUCKS !!!

  118. Metal«Mulisha»Slug. I would play it.That character would be so Dope!

  119. Alice says:

    “Am I late for an insane halloween?!”

  120. Jeff LaVigne says:

    WoW, The General’s Helmet is about as Big as My BaLLZ

  121. Adam says:

    Looks like the Metal Mulisha crew will achieve WORLD DOMINATION! They call him TAKAZILLA.
    Coming to destroy a city near you.

  122. Adam Smith says:

    Looks like the Metal Mulisha crew will achieve WORLD DOMINATION! They call him TAKAZILLA.
    Coming to destroy a city near you!!

  123. Casey Chitwood says:

    Is that your helmet or are you just excited to see me

  124. Agustin Oviedo says:

    I am Taka IRON Higashino MAN!!!!

  125. John Schalow says:

    “what the fuck, how does this new jigsaw game work.”

  126. Bitch Please….. IM Einstein!

  127. I wanna be like snookie when im older(:

  128. Sarah says:

    metal melisha new head condom

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