Taka Higashino visited the Pacific Coastline to seek his true zen for this weeks Taka Tuesday Caption Contest.
We want to see how funny you can be with this weeks creative caption on Taka. Write your best caption on our website, we will pick a few winners and you can have the chance to win a free Metal Mulisha tee of your choice and some stickers!
*Make sure you fill out your full name and email. That is the only way we can contact the winners. Contest ends the following Tuesday when we put up the new weekly Taka Tuesday!
Here what the winners had to say from last weeks Taka Tuesday.
Daniel Garibald
Who needs pain meds………ME!!!!!!!!!!
Sam Engle
Me f*k sh*t shit up….mulisha style…..in japan…..high five mother bitches
Andrea Coffey
It’s not important how many time you’ve gotten your ass handed to you in the pit, it only matters how you use your SWORD. “Zang!”
oooh…Crane beats Paper bitches.
Rax on rax off!! .. Haha you know i love you Taka (no homo)
Who the fuck is Jackie Chan? Its all about Taka
Wax on, Wax off, I am so tough .. Bring on the jellies, Bring on the whales, I’m sure I can whip anyone’s tail!!!
Mess with Taka and there will be more than just dead seaweed on the beach.
YAAAAAY enough seaweed to make sushi fooooreeevr !
Sand… so… HOT!
DEEGAN! start baggin your dogs crap!
How The Zen Master Gets Ready for Big Air!!
MM can kung fu tu
well what else r u suppose to do after u mastered everything with an engine?
Hiyaaaa!!!!! I catch my own shadow, Peter Pan can kiss my a*s.
Sorry for the typo, this is actually the special education version.
Ohhh me crane you ass kung foo who
This guy wants to break you. Humiliate you. STOMP YOU INTO THE GROUND!!!
the new daniel sam fighter jaja
TAKA Say’s…Crane on wet sandy beach…..is a wet bird!!!
Crouching azn hidden rider
I might not know Kar-a-Tay!!! But I know Ca-ra-zy!!! & I’m Not afraid too use it!!!!
taka why does my shadow stand before me ? master because the sun is behind you ! you idiot i think you have hit your head one to many times!
And this is how the jellies do it!!!
“I’m not drunk, officer. See?”
Careful taka san,I hear pastrana likez to sweep the leg!!
like a good neighbor state farm is there ” with the karate kid”
With the simple crane move, all the mother bithes run!
Once i master crane technique on the sand i will take it to the track!!!
Even with one leg in the air my balls still hang out shorts leg!!!
WAX ON WAX OFF.. WAIT HUH? WAX WHAT.. TAKA RIDES BIKES BITCHES
Mr. Miyagi’s first attempt at a student. Epic fail!!! He could only wax off!!!
You should always stretch out like this before you jump a bike.
Hurry up and take the damn picture
Taka son focus the crane technique cannot be beat hiyaaaaa
Shit! I sware there was a crab right where my foot was!
AHHHH! This damn seaweed is stuck between my toes and the sand flies are starting to swarm… as long as I continue to look good, no one will know I’m secretly freaking out!
“OHHH YOU WANT TO SEE THE HIDDEN TAKA CROUCHING MULISHA BITCH? I WILL ONE HAND SEAT GRAB YOUR ASS”
Pay attention, young grasshoppa!! One day, you too can learn the art of Takarate!!
Chuck Norris ain’t got shit on the Mulisha Kick!!
We only live once. SO GO BIG OR GIT THE F$$K OUT MY FACE. FREESTYAL FOR LIFE
Deagan didn’t say I would have to sneak passed his seasweed monsters to get to his beach house.
Damn I stepped in whale crap.
Taka, licensed seaweed ass-kicker!!!!
Gonna go cookoo this time around..
I kicked that seaweed monsters bitch ass! So who the fuck wants some next? Im a ninja!
if i stand still i’ll blend right in
Taka this seaweed! Hooyah!
You see a crab walk by then suddenly your zen becomes get me the hell outta here!!
hopefully these new yoga pose’s help my buns look nice in my new gear!
Hurry and take the picture already… I got seaweed in between my toes!
Fucking Jellyfish! Who’s going to piss on my foot?
Practicing my new trick the flying crane, where I stand on the back of the bike n pull this move… how insane….
Taka wax off!
Taka 101 “this is how to properly kick start your bike”
There is no way I am stepping on that *&$%
I might not know Kar-Tay but I know Ca-r-azy!!! & I’m not afraid too use it!!!!!!! Metal Mulisha Bitches!!!
Fucking Jellyfish! Who’s going to piss on my foot?
” mr.miyagi aint got shit! on me! “
I’m like a bird….
AHHH JELLYFISH JELLYFISH …. no? I did not just scream like a girl!
The takarate kid!!!!
Taka, PUT HIM IN A BODYBAGGGGG…..
I must loose weight, the pole I was standing on sunk in the sand…
Anyone touch my seaweed I kicka you a$$ Danielsan style mother bitches!!!! HHIIIIIIYYAAA!!!
I know you can fly. Keep trying.
Ahh chaa chaa chaa you make fun of me now more cowboy
You can’t TAKA my ass! But when I’m done Takan’ yours bitch all you gonna be is in a pile of seaweed! Mulisha has hit the beach!
i can deal with the level 3 mud butt….but god dam my nuts wont seperate from my thigh….
Taka-san only does two things in life; Crank chicks, and Crane Kicks to the face
Ah Deegan son!….. You must do as Mr. Taka!
Now M/M soldiers this is how we master Balance
That is the last time I do sushi; maybe if I lift my leg a little higher it will pass out as easy as it went in
TIP TOE THROUGH THE GODZILLA SHIIIIITTTTTT!!!!
“Hey, Mr.Miyagi, Paint your own fence,Bitch!! Mulisha Ninjas Unite!!!!
“Owwww Now I kick you in the balls and watch you drop like little girl”
Karate not here, but here. (points at picture)
Doing the crane makes me feel ronely.
Take that seaweed!!
oohh ohhh ohhh the water is f*#k’N COOOOOLLLLDDD!! Its the Taki not the dougie!!
Do I look mean when I do this?
Ahh just a few more kick start practices and were good
im going to ninja kick ur face!! OK
TaKa… No HoMo… Hai !!! KARATE KID
Taka Higashino Taijutsu Ougi: Metal Mulisha Shadow Kelp Kick. When master teaches apprentice the mystic art of Awesomeness
Everybody say kungfu fighting!!!!!
Nice web-site, smooth and straightforward on the eyes and great articles too.
taka says ” how did i get stuck like this my back is killing me”
fuck you daniel the crane is my move!!!