Taka Higashino just got back from Japan and brought back a page from his very own comic book to share with the Mulisha Troops. We want to see how funny you can be with your own creative caption on Taka. Write your best caption on our website, we will pick a few winners and you can have the chance to win a free Metal Mulisha tee of your choice and some stickers!
*Make sure you fill out your full name and email. That is the only way we can contact the winners. Contest ends the following Tuesday when we put up the new weekly Taka Tuesday!
me just got boner
Just Taka the last train to clerksville & i’ll meet you at the station
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I very cited to be wearing my new metal lisha shirt. Hi mom!!
And then he found 5 dollars
me Justin Beiber, I try backflip and go BOOM!
Who needs pain meds………ME!!!!!!!!!!
“Oh f$%* ISA MULISHA GIRL, HAIIIIIIIII”
Taka San METAL MULISHA speaks the ancient language of the asian culture…Yamaha Suzuki Tediyaki!(4rm scary movie)
Billie Jean is not my lover…
She’s just a girl who claims that I am the one,
But the kid is not my son…
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son
I got hurt.Now I have happy pills !
blah blah blah thatz all i hear
lets go TAKA, to the extreme !
Sheeeeet! its mommy! ….maybe if i smile real big she wont notice my broken a$$ arm…
Broken arm don’t bother me, I see bone. HAPPY FUN TIME YEAHHHHH!!!!
confusia say “THAT WAS A BLOODY LONG FLIGHT, someone grab us a beer!”
me f*k sh*t shit up….mulisha style…..in japan…..high five mother bitches
Announcer”who wants a mustache ride” take-”i do I do pick me pick me”
Ohh Nooo GODZILLA!!! Wait a min that’s not Godzilla it’s the MetalMulisha Crew…… What up foos?
Damn Roundeye All Look Alike …. I’ll Just wave at em all and Hope I don’t miss my ride…
What up boy how bout u hit that hip right there?
O ya that’s right u just had surgery.
Cuz u just droped you’re nuts. Haha
The flamboyantly gay magician Mic in one hand and a gallon of anal lube in the other asks for a volunteer from the audience
hucked on fonics wurkt fur me!!!
I’ve arrived in Japan woohoo! Ooh looky pretty girl, she smiled @ me, I feel like a kid again!
Broken arm and all….Taka gonna take Japan by the momiji dolls! Mulisha dreams come true for everyone! got to go Tokyo calls….
Ride Fast, Brake Hard… It’s the Mulisha way.
It’s not important how many time you’ve gotten your ass handed to you in the pit, it only matters how you use your SWORD. “Zang!”
I love America…Metal Mulisha made this broken arm happen and me love it long time.
Happy Asian!
Hey deegan what’s up can u tell they gave me some “happy pills” for my messed up arm.I’ll b back on my bike by tomorrow!
Assso.. it is true…wise man neva argue with a good browjob…ahhh-hhaaahaaaheeee.
i taka the bad with the good
taka The most bad-ass Metat mulisha Freestyle Motocross FMX team in the world!
you know your havin fun when you come back broken.
japan will be no fun with this broken arm…
5 dollar me love u long time 5 dollar me love u long time….
yup just got better….
i broke my arm cause i love my self long time!
just got back 2 the us brock my arm busted my ass but i still have my boys at the compond 2 cheer my up keep up the good work taka
When he arrived home from the trip and heard the dog speaking, it suddenly hit him that saki and board riding are simply too kewl.
You shoulda seen my hellatrick right before I smash the ground..hahahaha…I still come at u with a vengeance with my arm in a sling….that’s how I roll…metal mulisha to tha death!
taka flocka flame
So long gay boys……\m/
Indy:Who can do really big double grab flips?
Taka: Me can doctor Jones!
Me takataka, me fry so hi. Me do frippy grabby. Me ride fo mewal muwisha!
Taka always writes his freestyle routine in some strange code to insure he’ll surprise the judges. Is that even legal???
“Metal Mulisha Domination”- understood in any language.
“This one time at band camp…..”
*foooooshhh* Sorry. Didnt know my girlfriend would use a strap-on -_-
I am from “third world country” and need of a TEE…
… For my DH Riding! Big Hello’s from Romania!
I’m ok i’m ok i’m metal mulisha!!!
Aw, this was a very nice post. In idea I want to put in writing like this additionally – taking time and precise effort to make a very good article… but what can I say… I procrastinate alot and by no means appear to get one thing done.
This series looks very terrible.