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Oh yeah… You know you like it like that..
“This how I make that dolla”
Terrance and Phillips voice “I fart on your face”
what did you eat …. i had crabs
tinman wanted a heart not brain to the face oh well
Can you hear me now? Prrrrrpppp
Behold, If you listen closely you can hear the ocean!! Bwahahaha
I would get that lanced before it pops.
I thought only pigeon’s pooped on statues
Two thumbs up if you like too T-bag inanimate objects
not really into the double seat grab Taka =X
FYI, that guys one of those silent mimes that’s going to kick that guy’s ass when the camera turns off….
Taka Higashino: so whats the diagnosis doc?
statue: im sorry but you will need surgery, your anis is broken, it has a crack in it
wow
see! told you!, it smell like poopery!
Classic SSF- Sushi Stink Face
“& I thought the sports section was stinky!”
I put my SBC (sweaty butt crack) on you
“Do you think his face will melt if I light my fart on fire?”
I didn’t know Taka was a catcher! Maybe I have a chance!
My bum is on your face…my bum is on your face….
does my butt smell funny?
does my ass look big in these??
This is me just saying nicely what i think of you
dis metal mulisha! you get an ass to the face
Take that Bush! “Dude thats a statue”
this dude gonna turn green
I fart in your general direction!
Statue: “Hmmmmm smells just like what I’m reading in this paper, Bullsh*t!”
Dude, do you mind i’m trying to read my paper without getting pink eye!
I can Kill you with a fart and turn you into stone. BAM!
Sooo thats how i ended up this colour
Man that bran works good, ive been carrying that inside for weeks.
Oh yea thats right I just farted in yo ear!
The socially acceptable version of “the goat”…
kiss it sucker you lost that bet bitch time to pay up
Pardon me is that Gray Poupon?
“Ohhhhhh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, You knowww you like that Japaaneeeeesseeeee boooottty all ovva, yo cold face.”
When I said back that ass up, I was talking to the yummy mommy, not you!
skulls r the shyt!
Taka that
his mom must be proud,,=]
Statue, do you have a magnet in your face?? You’re attracting my buns of steel!!!
Forget double pits to chestie, I’m doing the double cheeks to facie.
I told you that ass was talking shit…
Wait for it wait for it .. Sorry man I got nothin wait a second brrrrrrrp !
Ahw shit!! u think he saw me?
YOU’RE READING SHIT !
ASSault with a $hitty weapon!
Yo mr rodgers is a beautiful day in my neibors hood!!!!
Bbbbrrrrraaaaappppppp
Dude!
cheek to cheek greetings are the norm in the Asian culture…
your face be like a bike , statue, i just wanna ride it, don’t be scurred!
listen i told you that ass was talking shit……..
Xgames 18…..”freestyle street farting!!”
Abe Lincoln always playin’ it cool, even when there’s crack in his mouth
EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT THIS!!!
Can you check my ass I things there’s something wrong cuz it has a crack and a hole it
Braaaaaaaap!
wax on wax off, just doin a little polishing
taste it ASSFACE!!!!
You reading the weather? Cuz it’s about to get windy…
I’m so bad I eat ball bearings and poop statues.
scuze me sir?does my crack smell good!
Can I borrow your newspaper? I forgot to wipe.. See!
Say herroooo to my little friend!
Can you hear me now?!!
Im going to shove that hearing aid so far up your ass you can hear your small intestine as they produce SHIT!
Can you heard that thunder dude???!!!!!……
This is for giving me the bronze in best trick!
I had medussa for lunch
Oh my! I do believe I’ve mistaken your wrinkle old man face for a comfy place to sit. Pardon me, but I DONT GIVE A FUCK.
Hey Taka won’t you be my neighbor?
i would like the tossed salad please!!!
Beans-check, lighter-check, how about reading by fire light-check
Oh me so h o r n y me love you long time
I got 3 inch of hard dick what do you say ?????
This is takas new trick he will try to win X Games 18. A 360 no handed anus to mouth.
god damit taka shiting on people again and running away laughing cant let him go anywhere!!!!
Takas new best trick is ‘A to M’!
..where’s a hot chick statue?
That’s what u shit after eatin Metal for breakfast,lunch,and dinner!
seat taken??
i always knew George bush liked asian ass
“this is what i think of the news. man, you’re papers the shits”.
Kings of Leon went off stage for a bid pooping on them but this is getting ridiculous!!
yeah bro could you use some of that paper and wipe this please i’m done.
FREESTYLE TRICK….BACK UP IN YO FACE!!!!…..LMAO!!
Close your eyes and tell me what flavor this is…
Taka- ‘you think your hard stuff? check out these buns of steel!’
Statue- ‘Impressive!’
I’ll show you an adam bomb bioatch! (i know that’s kinda wrong buts still funny)
Hey!!!…Pull my finger!!!
“I hope this is just a statue and not one of those spray painted men…”
And that is what you call an “Asswipe”, literally.
My bum is on your lips!!! My bum is on your lips!!!
I do say, this paper is of the utmost difficulty to read with ones faecal excrement covering the words.
No hander landing for the combo
IM NOT A STATUE NOW GET YOUR ARSE OUT OF MY FACE!!!!!!!!
All I wanted was the comics dude!
It’s not his fault he was Newspaper trained!
Forcast for today is crappy with a chance of drizzle.
Rice Farts are lethal!
In one ear and out the other!
If a statue took your seat you’d be pissed too!
sshhhhhhh… listen… you can hear the ocean
ummm no? you cant use my paper to wipe your bottom
Thats what you get for reading a news paper and not a Transworld MX mag!
ill ride your head any day
the way this economy is going we are going to see alot more old white guys kissing asian ass
Page 8, Weather:
Hot & humid with a nasty weather front approaching from the East. Hmmmm…
That better be a Metal Mulisha article… or you get the poo poo platter!!! Dont make me break out the sweet and sour pork….
i didnt know taka was part pigeon
can i please have 5 dollers now
“Um, I thought these shorts would make me a ‘chick magnet’.”
If I wasn’t just a statue I’d ram my finger in you. FINGERBANG!
Hi … my name is Taka Higashino and I’m part of a search team looking for Pastrana’s skills. We’ve looked everywhere except …
I’ll give that an 8.5 (10 if you turn around and do it the other way)
Momma always said ,” life is like a box of Taka”!
well of this is what it takes to earn the money for a neckbrace so be it…
Taka is “The Ass Whisperer”…
Hey tinman, they call me party boy! *uhm tiss, uhm tiss, uhm tiss*
You like sushi? This is imported from Japan!
If you listen closely you can hear the ocean.
Statue butt plank
Now grasshoppa I teach you ancient ninja art of Dung Fu!
who’s shitin there britches?!
“Can you smell what the TAK is cooking?”
“Taka” pill old man..stop tryin to be so HARD!
Madusa’s face and Taka’s ass have the same thing in common. They both turn things to stone.
TAKA THAT!!! …nuff said…
may i asss you a few questions?
Terrance and Phillips voice ” I fart on your face ahahahahahahahah”
Please move your body!
Show me that naughty!
I came to party~
Guy: “Hey dude, im printing your news.. Right.. Noow.. ” Statue: “Well.. Im start to smell a greatrest news.. Oh yeah!”
Do you think he’ll notice?
Shit Man….Look my shit…Turns to stone!!!
Thats the smell of taka victory, u like it? U know u do hmmmmmm VICTORY!
Talk about a kiss of death
hi, i was told your the tech inspector. do you think my tail pipe is breaking the DB limit for this event?
“sit on my face” may not have been a good pick-up line….
“listen to this man , Taka gonna blow your mind”
“In yo face….Bro!”
DONT STARE AT IT Taka Higashino….EAT IT
“human powder coat, damn those japs”
Bronze Eye!
Dude, smell this.
Im No Proctologist……But I Know A Asshole When I See One!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Sniff* that smells delicious by da way!
“YOU DIRTY DAWG”
“I wish this dude would stop reading behind me while I’m trying to fart”
Oh Mexican food, smell the burn
Does this look infected?
Don’t mind the guys face up my butt, just look at my awesome “thumbs-up!”
Teach me how to doggie teach me teach me how to dogie
OH MAN! WHAT DID I EAT LAST NIGHT?..THAT FRKN HURT !
MY ASS IN YOUR BRASS FACE YA WEIRD OLD METAL MAN!!!
Teach me How to doggie !!! teach me teach me how to doggie !!!!
Scoot over, make room for my MM friends..
TOP THIS STEVE-O, BET YOU CAN’T FIT THIS IN YOUR ASS!
Excuse me sir, but if I bend over any further can you see the light at the end of the tunnel?
Just Chillin
This is what I think of the debt ceiling.
Is this not how dogs say “hi?”
whad up dawg!
My bum is on the statue, my bum is on the statue, what shall I do with my bum on the statue.
Parkour at it’s best!
“A what just came out of my butt?!?!?!?!?!?!”
Statue: nothin but crap in todays paper.
droppin bombs on white folk. it’s in his genes.
Can you hear me or should I stand up!!!!
OWN3D!
yeah! people think I am reping MM here in this pose.. HA, I bet you no one even suspects I am scratching my anus…. oh yea that feels good… yea baby I am such a hood.
How’s that gray poupon smell now beoch?!!!!
taka gives two thumbs up to the statue wanting to taste the rainbow
Smell it! Smeeeellll itttttt…!
Rectum? Damn near Killed him!
I was thinking of going on a diet but my main concern is if there are any calories when i eat pussy or can i have all i want.
Scuse me missa rogers, can you tell me if you can hear your trolley comin?…BRAAAAP!
do these shorts make my ass look big?
Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.
See i told you i had super powers !! Is he bronze or what ?
Smell that egg roll!
“Hey dude do you like apples?” *farts* “how bout them apples?”
Dude…is this seat taken?
Are you threatening me !!!
I will fart in your eye and give you pink eye
Oh my god in all my life as an announcer I have never seen someone land a perfect butt in the face this is a new eara in action sports
Smell that? That’s the Closest You’ll get to the Smell of WINNING! Duh!!! (From Behind Me!!!)
Can you hear me now?
Feed this guy 300lbs. of quarters and he can turn them into whatever you like
Excuse me, ASSSSHHOOOOLLLE!……. I’d like to, ask you a few questions?
whoaaa! thats a big ol dark one
Pfffft!!!!!!!!!!
did you order the ass-hat
I’m so high class that I whipe my ass with brass.
“Spread my cheeks, so he can see the fucking stink nuggets! “
“dude, just because they call it Wall Street doesn’t mean you can leave streak marks on the guys face” (police sirens go off) “now look what you did”
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. Check it out!
Do you wanna know where I got my booty from? I GOT IT FROM MY MOMMA!
)
Dude… I can’t believe that just came out of ur ass!
I dont find this hard to masturbate to…
*cheek on cheek* BRAAAAAAAP!!
(Fat Bastard’s voice) “Now that crap right there could choke a donkey!”
damn, the cell service here really stinks!
“today’s news is the shits”
The statue’s like “I knew it, the daily newspaper smells like ass and shit.”
That’s Metal Mulisha Merchandise up your face, old man!
This would take tlc’s Strange Addictions show to a whole other level.
is taka a crack dealer!!!!! lol
I give you pinkeye!!!
Whats that’s smell? Maybe its your upper lip.
Hey dude, you got a ninja growin on the side of your face.
if i could break this spell kid im gonna kick your ass!…
You into ‘real dolls’, I into ‘real statues’.
did he think the paper said “Salad tossing 101!” Please sit for a free sample.
hmmm….Love the smell of queef in the morning mmmmmm
Hey! Very good stuff, do tell us when you lastly post something like this!
Rattling nice layout and superb articles , practically nothing else we need : D.