This Weeks Caption Contest Photo!
We just picked out some of the winners from last weeks caption contest with Jackson Jacko Strong. As promised we have another Taka Tuesday up and we want to see how funny you can be with your very own creative caption on Taka Higashino. Write your best caption on our website, we will pick a few winners and you will have the chance to win a free Metal Mulisha tee of your choice and some stickers!
*Make sure you fill out your full name, and email. That is the only way we can contact the winners. Contest ends the following Tuesday when we put up the new weekly Taka Tuesday!
“I think we might need to go Progressive to get some insurance if you’re driving.”
Hand check!
they see me rollin, they hatin
I don’t like the sound of this roadhead thing!
WINNER!
Hey man look out for that duck in the road
“AHH WATCH OUT!!!”
“Bro chill its all cool.”
Slow down your making my tats hurt !
You know it’s always gonna be bad news when someone as crazy as Taka is behind the wheel, look out WORLD
it’s gonna be DOMINATION.
Check out my new Baby Gravy Fist Pump!!
I ROLL UP!
Go hard or go home, but don’t go home hard!
WHEN IN DOUBT GAS IT !!!!!!!!!!!
We all got eyes we can see your problem.
Hang on to yer beer, watch this!
Drive faster i gotta take a dump!
Oh, C’mon baby! This will all be over in a minute. BANSAI!!!
Damn,there only be one pussy in this house! NEXT!
“i cant seem to find second gear”
“DUDE!!! THATS NOT THE GEARSHIFT!!!!”
GO GO Power Wheels!
Chittychittybangbang!!!!
SOME ONE GET A PBR ON THE WAY!!! we got more foreigners on the border
Jacko san we a flip this bitch!
How You Doin? Looking good Today!
“Just sit back, chill, and enjoy the ride. We’re only half way through the Justin Bieber album!”
Bro hold my beer and watch this shit!!
“Were good. That shit will buff out”
Taka you got the wrong knob dog!
“Dude….this isn’t even a real car…”
we mud boggin u stuck watchin,we mud diggers
California girls are indeniable Daisy dukes bikini on tops hahahah
Double backflip… SHIT!!! Pastrana TRY this!!!
Don’t hit the EJECTION seeeeeat!!!!
Taka Higashino: keeping the shiny side up 50% of the time!
Even your mom wishes she was this cool.
I know there aren’t any brakes who needs em anyway?
Taka-”Bet I can take this bitch off a super kicker” Passenger-”OH SHITTT!!”
Kaizen Taka! To the dojo!
“If only my wheels back in japan were like this i would get all the sushi if you know what i mean.”
…?
stupid is as stupid does xp
“You know that ‘Gas, Grass, or Ass’ bumper sticker isn’t just for laughs. I already have a joint and the tank is full so how are you going to pay for this ride?”
Gee Shaggy, They would have gotten away with it too!
If it wasn’t for us meddling kids.
We Be ROLLIN!!!
You sure do have a purdy mouth…….
brooooooo thats not the friggin gear stick
If u dont like metal mulisha, then fuck you!
yeah uh hu yeah uh hu you know how we do my ride so fly look at my new rims ad tires them be the new 50″s
Hey look dude, she’s totally diggin me
What was that we hit back there.
When your down and bleeding, I’ll be right by your side, good friends are one in Mulisha
Quick! hold my beer this shits anout to get crazy!
passenger: hey, what the farrrrrkkkkkk
Passenger-damn that lady freaks me out taka-o man I can’t even look at that
Hold my beer and watch this shit here) do some people going to die here
Who needs a big penis with wheels like this!!!!!
Lol bro
Taka- O yeah check me out I’m awesome bro. Passenger- Ok bro you can slow down and be just as awesome!!!
PRANK CALL BY TAKA!!
ringing phone… U have reached department of motor vehicles all our agents are busy please stay on hold for th next available agent.
TAKA: Fuuck Youuu!
Agent: welcome to department of motor vehicles Charlie speaking
TAKA: hello
Agent: yes
TAKA: ya what’s up Charlie how ya doin?
Agent: alright
TAKA: ya I wanna register my truck how do I go about doin it?
Agent: what type of truck ?
TAKA: it’s a pickup ya know one of them old kind pickups
Agent: u just bought it?
TAKA: ya it’s old style ya know
Agent: buy it from a private party?
TAKA: you know I didn’t actually buy it but that’s my business ya know, I wanna register this thing how do I go about it?
Agent: u have to tell me how u aquired the truck and I’ll tell u what kinda paperwork to bring in
TAKA: u wanna know the truth?…..trucks stolen….but I wanna register it though
Agent: how u gonna register a stolen truck?
TAKA: well my bro he can fix up some paperwork an shit like that I just wanna come down and register this thing
Agent: no u can’t do that sir
TAKA: he’s already dome it I got the paprwork, ya see wat I’m sayin he takes the vin # off the motor and do all kinds of trickery
I just wanna get this thing on the road, I don’t want the cops breaking my balls ya know.
Agent: you got a title for the truck?
TAKA: aaabsolutley not! But I’ll tell ya again my bros good with that stuff he’ll make up all the phony stuff with the vin #
Agent: bring the title
TAKA: ya now I got… I don’t have a liscence, how do I go around that one?
Agent: bring 6 pnts of identification
TAKA: can I bring a few bucks?
Agent: no u can’t do that sir
TAKA: me & you hook up?
Agent: no
TAKA: alright if I come down there ur not gonna tell me there’s no way I’m gonna get this thing on the road?
Agent: ur gonna have to go into the office and find out
TAKA: tell u worst comes to worst I’ll just drive the fucking thing any how ya know what I’m saying? My brother makes fake plates too!
Agent: alright
TAKA: u see what I’m sayin?
Agent: yea
TAKA: aye u need any of that shit?
Agent: huh?
TAKA: you need any fake plates I’ll get it for you
Agent: no
TAKA: you need any of that le me know
Agent: alright
TAKA: alright
Agent: yea
TAKA: let me hook up with you, you get all the shit I need
Agent: he he he he he
TAKE: alright? I don’t wanna wait in those damn long lines….those fucking lines go forever
Agent: that’s what ur gonna have to do sir
TAKA: no I don’t do that baby no way I’ll just drive the fucker the way it is
Agent: ok
TAKA: see u later there silly
Agent: alright
TAKA: right on brother
HANGS UP THE PHONE ! THE END haha funny ass shit
Please tell me this is equipted with one of those quick release seats!
LOOK!!!!! Theres White Castle! I told you we would find it!
We be rollin hard G. Get it buddy!
Get ur grill on Homie shoot!
His hobbies online said monster trucks, this is not the kind of truck I was thinking!
“Dude! You have got to try this stuff the doctor gave me, I’m feeling goood!”
Ass, gas, or grass no one rides for free!
“First off it’s an automatic! Second the transmission is up by the wheel!!! Quit looking for neutral!!!”
Watch me run the neighbors dog over…
Shaggy and Scooby-Doo
Taka: If you want a live Jacko it will cost you a blowjob
Move out of da way. . . .BITCH!!
” Relax !, Unwined Yourself ! ” (Jungle Book, King Loui says it too cool !)
Move out of da way. . . .BITCH!
if your not hitting it tapped out your balls are to small to ride for metal mulisha
Are we really heading to Walmart in this jallopy?!
wheres them fingers at?
(japanese accent) HA! I have monsta truck bitches ha! ha! I do freestyle ha! I do backflip!!! Nixey you ready!!?
I think I know a shortcut
This is the moment Joe realized he’d die a virgin
damn king kong in tha trunk, gotta get sum new suspension,i think were gonna get pulled over lol
Part time mad dog, full time sick cunt
hold on to your chones!
Were not going anywhere that I’m gonna need to parallel park, are we??
Oh shit man I think u just ran over ex prsident bush….haha did u say bush I love me some bush
Dude 1st gear is a little stiff.
shit man i can backflip this thing with my eyes closed!
This aint no 250! Yeeehawww!
METAL FUKCN MULISHA
RYD SLYD OR DIE !
Watch out for the police car!!!!!
Hey buddy thats not the gear shifter!
Yeah bubby rolling like a big shot!
OH SH!#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I THINK HE JUST PULLED THE OLD REACH AROUND TRICK ON ME!
Twitch way me go…
I wonder if it’s true… Yep its true if you got big tires one got one big – - – - !!!!! lol
WE Dont need no uniforms when we ride.
Hey man think we can get air in this p.o.s
The Driver is on cloud nine while the passenger is a little too coked out
“Dear Metal Mulisha fans
Taka and I will now longer be riding dirtbikes.. We will drive cardboad monster trucks instead..
Just kidding we can’t backflip a cardboad monster truck.”
Ayy Bro!! Bbbbbbbrrrrraaaattttttt!!!!!
Go big or go home son! Mulisha style!
watch me flip dis bitch
Lets see Pastrana doble backflip this bike! Suck it Travis!
Jewel “I think we’re alone now”…Dude your killin me!!
WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THE GODDAMN EJECTOR BUTTON?!?!?!??!
“Told you my car’s faster than that Barbie jeep you drive, bro.”
powered by oreo’s , if speed kills were dead
Taka: AWW YEEAA!! this is how you get bitches in america
Nixey: oh shit! whys the jap drivin?!?!
Black Friday the 13th, Attaka of the Zombie Gook……..
them 22’s?? nah they 46’s but I keepem clean thoooooo
” i was driving along in my auto mobile “
I’ll wipe when I’m done!!!
Drive monkey, drive! (Grandmas Boy)
Women drivers are scary…at least shes not asian!
“Told you my car’s faster than that Barbie jeep you drive, bro.”
“ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!”
:O
“dude iv’e told you my car’s faster than that save the earth smartcar you drive, bro.”
“ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!”
:O
Taka and Niexy on the way to a show
Niexy:Are we there yet?
Taka:No we are not there yet.
15 mins. go by
Niexy:Are we there yet????
(Taka pulls into parking lot)
Taka:NO WE ARE NOT THERE YET, NOW BE QUITE!!!
Niexy:Hey look we are here.
Taka:No we are not…Wait second we are here!
When in doubt, throttle out!
Hey did you watch Metal Mulisha fighter Dominck Cruz beat Uriagh Faber?
Hell yeahh are truck overtowerd everybody else so we could watch the whole thing
taka: nixey chill bro iv been takin lessons truck deegan for pro lite
nix: oh hell no taka shut the damn truck off
I bet nobody in japan thought you could fit 54’s on a cube … rollin into fukushima like this will def get me the ladies ….. HAI …HAI…HAI
Gas, Grass, Or Ass. No one rides for free.
Taka: “Roads…. where we’re going we don’t need roads, hold my beer lets see what this bucket can do….” *lands jump* Taka: ” never thought i’d see “sky jacker” parts break… guess its not hard corps enough.
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