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Billy Ray Cyrus dont have shit on this mullet cut! Ill dig out a Mullet in the dirt baby
She thinks my tractor’s sexy….
im wearin my sexy boots for hillbilly monthly
im definetly gonna win this year (:
I know we all call 4 stokes TRACTORS!!! But FFS HE AINT FLIPPIN THAT CHUNK OF IRON!!!
who says it’s impossible to take this thing off a ramp?
full name Alex Kumar
Shiiit a backflip ain’t nothing in this bad boy
Pauly shore from son in law BOW DOWN green acres is the place to be…
FORD= F*cking Orignal Redneck Douchebag.
Full name is Devon Simone
Jackson Jacko Strong, gittin er done all day long.
hey baby wanna ride my tractor? i’ll let you blow my whistle
Tammy Lou! Git out the way! I gotta try this here new cow call, all my cows dun broke out the fence again.
“IM GOIN TO IN N OUT WHOS COMIN WITH ME ” ?!
Hey there baby…You think my tractor sexy???
IM TOO SEXY FOR MY ……. TRACTOR!!!!!
HEAVY Metal Mulisha
i told you i was tired of my 250. i needed to upgrade to a little more horsepower
My dirt bike don’t have shit on this…. Now watch me flip it. Yeah Buddy!!!!
Only real metalheads can wear a straw hat and look badass on a tractor
This here is my tractor, that there is my sister, yep I ride em both!
Momma always said “CLEDIS”, “ALWAYS WEAR YOUR BOOTS WHILE REFFIN’ THE TRACTOR PULL!”
Deegan thinks my tractors sexy!
Now, fetch me a cold one slaves!
This long hair dont cover my redneck
Like this guy really needs to be given a rape whistle!!
alright guys, looks like im done, HEY!, who want to go get a beer, ill buy
This shit’ll get my cousins attention theres no way she can say no to my mullet
“You Might be a RedNeck if….”
Old McStrong had a farm, ey i ey i o and on that farm there was a dirtbike, ey i ey i o, with a brap brap here and a brap brap there, here a brap there a brap, everywhere a brap brap
living the american dream, stuck in a nightmare.
Hey guys, lets see who can do the best Tailwhip in this!
Damn you huckleberry finn!
And you all thought my mullet was bad ass.
LOOK MA NO HANDS!
this is bull we come to vegas and they say we have to make our own jumps i didnt sign up for this crap
Jackson strong blows the whistle on his new Mulisha Monster Truck prototype
ok…we have got to get me double backfliping this tracktor on video!!!!!! or or ford goes to the hillbilly rach!!
It’s career day. Should I be a lifeguard, a farmer, construction worker or a candidate for the next episode of What Not To Wear?
ok boys this mullet needs beer and my ramps need built get busy or ill run you down and kick flip this tractor all over your ass
Americas next top hillbilly winner
im a tractor drivin boot wearing motorcycle flipin super star fyi i flip this to.
When the whistle’s blowin’, you’ll see me mowin’
dang this tractor sure dont handle like my dirt cycle im glad i found myself this shiny whistle
Damn i wish my dad would hurry up and fix my bike!!!!
I may not be a farmer but I tan like one
JOE DIRT
I told Pa I wanted a 450! Not a 545-D!
New hillbilly X-Games event…. tractor flipping
Could someone get Jackson,it time for his meds!!!
She Thinks my tractors sexy!
Ok,I’m gonna blow this here whistlemabob here tree times!,..then I’z fixing ta nail ol bessy here full trottle over yonder triple!say I won’t!
After the Crash, everyone thought it was better if Jackson was on something a little more stable, the Whistle is for when he wants to get down.
What The Hell!!! Brian Deegan told me this was supposed to be a tractor pull, well I guess i can beat his Metal Mulisha moto bike with my 5450 Ford tractor bitches!!
Just turned a pile of manure into a ramp, time to hop on the bike and ride my mullet into the record book.
im gonna jump this bitch, the whistle is so the E.M.T can find me
Damn kids! Stop wackin off in my trailer!
Hey y’all watch this………….
i can ride anything
“Hey guys,does this tractor,little cowboy hat and whistle make me look fat? no?,damn rights, where’s my crocs.”
Big tires.. Big engine.. Pretty sure I can do some big damage!!
they said if i can flip it the jobs mine here goes nothing
My rape whistle fell silent when a farmer stole my bike and left this tractor.
When they said do a superman i opted for a Clark Kent!
CAUTION: INTELLIGENT REDNECK ON BOARD
maybe he needs to win the free shirt more than we do? whats a matter kid? mulisha not paying well anymore? making you fix the ramps you wanna jump and ripped away your sponsorship jersey? id be whistle blowin’ too… sounds like a conspiracy to me….
“Dontcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?”
Man Screw your track I’m gonna build my own…When the whistle blows it means it id finished.
How much air you think i could get with this thing?
How the F*ck do you start this thing, and where did that sheep go
“1 down, 4 up?”
“Hey guys,does this tractor,little cowboy hat and whistle make me look fat? no?,sweet,where’s my crocs.”
Now where are them there sheep!
You know the economies bad when this is the chosen pic for the cover of this months playgirl magazine!
The chicks at the Pigly Wigly dig mullets & tractors!!!! I’m down Cletus.
Stop starin’ at my tractor! I know she has big, beautiful spark plugs. Just stop starin’.
Picking up fat chicks using that Mulisha steez.
brians trophy truck aint got nothing on my trophy tractor
Looking for new recruits. Defect from the Mulisha and join The Tractor Troops today! Your gay hat and rape whistle are waiting! Are you tough enough?
Just moments before he pulled off the worlds 1st backflip on a full size tractor.
Dude, if I blow this whistle, will this truck start?!
Honey! Get the kids…. We goin riding!
Might have to use hands if this backflip is going to work!!!
Macho man randy savage’s long lost son, bucky savage, could never decide between lifeguardin’ and tractorin’. He learned quick that a tractor and a pool full of swimmers don’t mix.
“While not as cool and fast as a dirt bike…the ladies just cannot resist a man and his machine….right sis?”
“And with that he headed out to his very 1st farm rave”
“Suicide Knob”, both on the steering wheel and in the seat
TIME OUT…. I’m not wipeing out on that triple again. I’ll fix it this time.
They see me rollin’ in my yard they see me Ridin Hillbilly
I used to love tractors. I’m an ex-tractor fan.
I got tech 10’s a mullet and a four wheel drive, a country boy can survive!!!
My tractor brings all the girls to the compound
where’s the T.P.?
On the track again,
Flipin tractors with my friends,
I just can’t wait to get on the track again.
Nice rape whistle
Prrrrrrrrttttttt Stop!!!! There be no cow patty dunking in the shallow end!!! If i see ya’ll messin around with granny like that again, i’m going be fixing to stick my boot where the sun don’t shine!!!
I got my dirtbike swagga on!!! sitting on top of this tracta!!
Man, the things I do just to get laid. “You promise no one will EVER see this PICTURE, right babe?”…. right babe?……………….. babe??”
On the track again ,
Just can’t wait to get in the track again ,
Flipping tractors with my friends ,
I just can’t wait to get on that track again
Redneck lifeguard patrolling the pond
“just because i cant walk dosnt mean my vaginas handy capped” =)
yup that i said just now has nothing to do with that photo, i decided to go off corse, and say something that was actually funny.. =D hehe
My back up beeper quit so they gave me this stupid whistle
” Wait, is that some dueling banjos I here?”
Yippee ki-yay mother f***er!
chillin’ on a dirt track, redoing it cuz it was wack, blowing on my whistle, my dirt bike waiting in the drive way,gonna try to do a back flip, but i gotta make a dirt ramp. parody of “dirt road anthem” by jason aldean
My pit crew stole my pitbike! Jokes on them!
This bad boy pops one he’ll of a wheelie!
Brap!
Boi u sure do have a prdy mauth
Screw you guys, if I can’t ramp it nobody is going to ramp it. I’m tearing it down.
In most southern accent ” today is for riding, 4wheeler broke, got no whiskey and no shirt I’ma ride my daddy, I mean daddy’s tractor”
Whut?
Howdy!! Aint ridin this shit to do Frontflip..
“THATS MR. HAIR FARMER TO YOU BITCH!”
“If your not wasted the day is.”
I see the foam pit….. let’s do this
Redneck Lifegaurd Stand: Someone has to save rednecks from drowning in mud holes
Do it in the…tractor?
While keeping a keen eye from his vantage point high above on the tower at the swimmin’ hole, lifeguard Billy bob Jacko makes sure no one leaves a Baby Ruth a’floaten.
***whistle blows**** aight mates….today we gonna learn to plank while doing a front flip in this here ford, cuz were badasses.
“Can somebody tell me where I set my dirt bike”?
Hey i can 360 this watch me it might be my pride and joy but i can do what eva i feel like its all positive thinking so lets GO!!!!
Everyone is doin backflips on bike.. I can top that …HET YALL WATCH THIS
When she told me to pick up a 545D I didn’t know she was talking about her bra…
Dang it I told em paint it green, now how m I spossed to pick up chicks!
Meanwhile the Australian did circle work in whatever he could find!
Hey, hold my beer watch this $hit!!
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WHO THE FUCK AM I KIDDING !!!
Sure Nitro Circus ramps big wheels and tricycles but only the metal mulisha ramps tricycle tractors!
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Old mc Jackson had a farm e I e I o
And on that farm he had a ramp e I ei o
And on that ramp he did a lazy boy. E I e I o
Prittt!!! Move your piss of crap mate…im gonna show you how we do in the old school day….trick list:double backflip,superman indian,disco can..
Dat there is my tractor Cletus
Anybody else need a ride to Walmart.
Anybody elsa need a ride to Walmart.
where’s my f@#$ing John Denver cassette?
When I aint riding, I’m plowing, when I ain’t plowing, I’m Billy Ray Cyrus.
Green Acres is the place to be….
She thinks my tractor’s sexy
shark!!!!!! i bet i can flip this thing..
tonight i’m guna cut loose.., footloose. kick off ur
Headed on out to the Redneck Rodeo
Save a horse ride a tractor.
Hey this is faster than my 4 joke! $1 says I can backflip it!
look daddy im a farmer!!
tonight i’m guna cut loose.., footloose.
I just wanted to dig my grave first….
whats this lever do…oh sh$t sorry about your house man
Double back flip at the next X games
She thinks my tractor’s sexy
It really turns her on
She’s always staring at me
While I’m chuggin along
Take ya for a ride on my BRAAAAAP yeller tractor
Watch me backflip this mutha-fucker
tryed to steal the farmer daughter and all i got was the farmers tractor
Work hard, play harder!
whats this lever do….oh sh$t sorry about your house man
HOOOWWDY
HEY! Look right yonder theres couzin becky Maybey i can impress her with my tracter
I’m just taking my new 545D Ford on a test drive
I am my own grandpa…
I can do 25 mph on this tractor pinned! Those Mulisha boys aint got nuttin on me!
Joe Dirt called, he wants his wig back after you finish referring the mud wresteling tournament.
Hay Ma hay pa when I was a potato farmer!!! I got a whistle.
Jebediah feeds the chickens and jacko plows
Thats what i look like after 50 beers to!
Working hard 24/7!
Now get back to the mud wrestling ladies!!!
Ford = Fu%king off road demon! Them lil green Gremlins have nothing on there John deere!!
Keep laughing yall my other ride is a John Deer
i’m too sexy for my shirt….SEXY!!!
Hey baby you like what you see? my boots makes me hot
Wanda im goin to the store do we need anymore manuare you know what fuck it im a redneck Ill do it for free hun go get bessy imma just have her shit on the plants lol
ahh now i know why twitch got the hell out of here, there making him do this shit
This looks like the autistic guy who rides a mower up our street evryday for absoulutly no reaso. At all lol hope ur aloud more then one : o
Jacko ‘redneck pimp’ strong off to collect his hoes
“well you see here, this here is my rut tractor. us southerners dont know how to ride the rut. so we get one of these big yalla machines to smmmmooottthhh out the track. as for my mulit, well, it just makes it look like im going faster whne i ride my dirtcycle on my rut free track”
No, I’m not compensating for something…
I’m just a love machine and my tractor won’t work for nobody but you…
“This heres my ride for prom, me and my girlfriend, uhhhh i mean sister, done have the same hair do!”
Joe dirt hes building jumps so you dont have tooooo
Being a redneck is my part time job.
Well, I’m gonna be the first person to attempt a Renner whip on a tractor. Here we go boys.
We live to ride,die for free
jackos tow and blow: loudest tug in town.
All aboard the brotractor!
Guess what?
I’m not wearing any pants!
You should see his sheep…
well what should i do today, f#@* my sister….f@^$ my cousin or take a hot lap on my man wagon. hummmmmmmm…. F@$* it im american im doin it all
All-American tractor chicken race CHAMP!!!
“so…how do you make this thing go?”
It looks like Kenny Chesney with hair hahah and bike gear on about to take place in that foot lose movie…
im off to the pub i may b some time recon theyl miss it from the compound??
Or…Don’t break my heart My achy breaky heart…F#¢k it Im gonna run over ur pretty lil sooped up 4-wheel drive
I could do this ALLLLLL day!
Being from the South I have plenty of material 
Hmmm i wonder if pastrana can double backflip this?….hey pastrana get over and double backflip this while streetbike tommy flips his crotch rocket
red-nekkin, white trashin,whistle blowin yee-haw’in,trailer park liv’in boy from the south ,and my sister thinks my tractors sexy,what else can any boy want ?
Hey do u guys think Taylor Swift will write a song about me now??
I really wish they would put a back-up beeper on this Hoe !!
You like my new ride?
SaY WhA??? MiChEaL JaCkSoN, ThIs Is WhAt A ReAl JaCkSoN DrIvEs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I really wish they would put a back-up beeper on this Hoe *@!!
Kids, stay in school.
IF i Wanted To Watch Footy, I Would Watch Farm Machinery Go Head To Head But didn’t know the ref was tht into it!
I use to wear a shirt while I was on the tractor back in Kentucky but now my screaming nipples just rip holes in them whenever I am on one.
Jackson ‘redneck pimp’ strong off to collect his hoes
HEY YAL WATCH THIS
Marty Janetti from the Rockers back when he had to build his own wrestling ring…..
“hey guys! with all the metals that im into can i be called the IRON MAN now?”
New Holland and caterpillar are my new sponsors!
Have you seen my dirt bike? F it I’ll flip this shit too… Just hold my beer & watch this!
Check out Jackson Jacko Strong in his short appearance as a Special Olympics ref in the upcoming movie “The Ringer 2.” Looks like he’ll fit in great!
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What you DON’T see is Kevin Bacon on the other side of the field with “I need a Hero” blasting from an ‘86 Ford F150.
*blows whistle* hey you, yeah you…..you got a purtttty little mouth.
If you’re gonna ride shirtless in the RedNX Games, you gotta have a rape whistle!
what you don’t know is i don’t know how to drive this thing so il just look pretty with my whistle.
time out sucks when your punishment is rocking four wheels
“Hey y’all! Now if I’m going to take my time out from dirt biking to referee this game of ‘tractor chicken’, then y’all better listen when I blow my whistle!!”
This how us red blooded Amurrikans go ridin’!
who says there cant be a nitro circus 2???
Check out the sick mullet bros, business in the front Ride err in the back!
As you can see poor Bobby gets confused between jobs, during the day he is a construction worker, at night he strips for dollar bills, on the weekend he races motocross, and in his spare time he is a referee!
im just a farm boy who cant get a dirt bike but this is way safer …… and hey it runs like a deer
I might look like joe dirts little brother but with this sweet chrome whistle And old ford tractor were bound to get some fuckin. Rite guys? Now let’s go hogin..
An my folks wanted me to go to skool! Ye haw!
Don’t make me come down off this tractor Deegan and show you what I can pull our of my hat!!
Ok, Let the bikini mud wrestling begin! (whistle)
He aint a hillbilly at all.Thats just my cousin PACO from tijuana making us all proud with his landscaping skills and all!!! GO PACO GO!!!
You thought Kenny Chesney’s tractor was sexy?! Look at this hot piece of metal
damn deegan take that shirt off n dig real nice n deep like boy! ahh shit what am i sayn!!! but i cant hide my feelings ahah my wifes gunna kill me now
This is just to awesome to make fun of
duuuhhhh… hey look mah noo dayng hayands, i kud b famous with thyus tryick….
hey Hey HEY, Guys, Come Here! I Found My Penis!
In Theaters near you it the long awaits sequel Footloose 2 down on the Farm
Obviously needs four wheels before he can ride on two. Get off the training wheels.
Hey man, you think i can clear that triple on this thing? Hell yea!
I’m bringing sexy back
Drop and give me 20 you maggots !!
“Uh hey there, I’m on a tractor right now, cuz my bikes in the shop right now… and my mum said them cows aint gonna rope themselves.”
Fords new mx tractor….
Hey baby, wanna hop on my tractor and give her a ride? I’ll even let you wear the hat and blow the whistle.
Hmm no wonder I don’t get any work done.I’m to busy sampling the product… Oh well, It’s good.
Mulisha Days at the ranch, Day 3: “Okay, when I blow this whistle were gonna race these tractors over those ramps and whoever gets the most air wins. Ready? …”
I told the mechanic I wanted more torque. He replaced my bike with this… I stepped on the gas and it tore the shirt off my back! At least my pimp hat stayed on… Now I gotta blow this whistle and round up the ladies
When the fuck did JOE DIRT join the Metal Mulisha?
bike boots check
straw hat check
whistle check
tractor check
alright 1st tractor back flip here i come
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
That chick have small boobs
REDNECK MOTO-CROSS!!! COMING TO A TRACK NEAR YOU FOLKS THIS MAYBE BIGGER THAN NASCAR!!
how bad do you have it?
If Pastrana Can do it, then I can. Time to back flip this bitch!
take you for a ride on my big yellow tractor,
baby if we make it, it doesnt really matter,
mulisha’s got us covered,
you know they are a factor,
kickin ass and taken names,
around for ever after!
If you think i look sexy riding this, you should see me riding my cuzin!!!!
No leg riders gunna get me up here.
Whelp boys i hope you brought yalls lunch pales coz we’se workin today dont mind the jimmy rigged ratchet strap on the back this heres a fine piece of machinery
“Does this hat make my hair look big?”
Dangnabbit, Git her done, I’ll tell you what!
ya’ll come back now, ya’ll hear!!
My name is Girl!!!!…
Billy and the Red-Neck Rover
I may not be able to read or write but i can sure drive my tractorr!
ya betta goen get the big tracktor PAA !!! ,dont think this LIL ones gunna pull IM out !!!!
“Where’zat 220 ton vert ramp at?!?!”
woooohwweeee!! This hat and long hiar dont cover up my red neck, now lets head to the waffle house down the street!
Winning…DUH!
Now playing in Theaters, Paulie Shore in “Son In Law”
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My names Joe Dirt and I’m your lifegaurd.
Looks like Joe dirt got a new wig
I was told to fit in round country folk I’m to buy me a piece of tract or, put on my boots show em hows I wet my whistle.
So I went and done me both!
hello jackson i am frome iran
my names country jackson i love huntin ruuuuuus and ridin big yellow tractors tootn whistles rockn a sluttyyy 80s mullet
AINT THIS THE SAME SHIT THEY DID IN THE MOVIE “FOOTLOOSE”?
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