This Weeks Caption Contest Photo!
As promised, we have another Taka Tuesday up and we want to see how funny you can be with your very own creative caption on Taka Higashino. Write your best caption on our website, we pick a few winners and you will have the chance to win a free Metal Mulisha tee of your choice and some stickers!
*Make sure you fill out your full name, and email. That is the only way we can contact the winners. Contest ends the following Tuesday when we put up the new weekly Taka Tuesday!
Taka Miyagi, ohhh you can groom the track while I groom my little Japanese karate kid tree bitch
Be very carefull when prunin the bonsi taka son
He likes to snip his bush perfectly
with this technique, no one man can defend!
DOUBLE RAINBOW!
Aaaaahh I make Mr. Miyagi proud with this one!
Bonsai Facial…..
theres no nuggets on that lil bush
Oh snaps if my eyes were round this would be sooooo much easier
One has to trim ones bush carefully as not too cut ones penis
Me love you long time.
Trimming your bush makes your branch look bigger
You have to grasp the lower shaft and give it a nice tug
Backflip heart attacks are BORING !! You want a real adrenaline rush, try pruning banzai trees……….IN YOUR SLEEP !!
Picture proof that Taka really got to play with some bush this year!!!
This taste terrible!
After many months of training with Steven Seagal, I have finally perfected the technique!
I blow & I blow & you never grow! time to cut you down Bitch!
same like cut bonsai as ride, practice makes perfect
My girl said that I have to practice on this one first.
1…2…Ahhhh CHOP CHOP BONSAI!!
A women loves a man who knows how to trim his bush.
who knew Mr. Miogi was also a badass on a dirtbike?
BAAAAANNNZZZAAAIIII!!!…
Perfection you know how I do…
Thanks mr miyagi now I can kiss deegans ass by giving him this little tree
Maybe if I fix faisst garden I won’t have to pay rent
Just like what Mr. Miogi said, ” Wax on, Wax off ” Thats how you trim you bush.
“yeah mhm keep makin fun of me and my tree, we’ll see whos laughin when i stomp ur ass on the track wont we.. aint that right little tree? (laughs) ya’ll think im playin’ hide n watch”
Taka this and Taka that….Itai! It’s those crazy potatos I ate! All night I have been farting away like crazy! Mechanko gu!
Holy crap, dude. Schwarzenegger can hide a love child for ten years, but I can’t even cut a decent bonzai tree!
if this were only bud …..i wouldnt have to deal with this caption crap every week!!!
trimmin mom’s bush early again this week eh
GUARENTEE I GOT THE CLEANEST AND NICEST TRIMMED BUSH ON THIS MUTHAFUCKIN TRACK!!….BE QUITE DEEGAN IS LURKING TRYIN TO LEARN SOME TECHNIQUE…….
hmmmmmmmmmmm. I wonder if i can smoke this?????????
“SAY HELLO TO MY little FRIEND”
Eeewwww, I see.
HOW CHINA BIKE 7 YEAR KARATE BADGES ARE EARNED MOFO’S!
HOW CHINA BIKE 7 YEAR KARATE BADGES ARE EARNED MOFO’S!
Looking busy doing F**k All .. getting out of training!!
OOOHHH yes.. Me trim tree real good.
Glasses – $100, Bush – $50, Scissors – $12, extravagant facial expressions while trimming your bush… priceless!
METALMULISHA WORLD DOMINATION EVEN IN GARDENING!!!!
Aw Danielson my friend – wise man say: do not try fire flip until you trim your bush !
HEY ROVER BOY ,DEM SURE AIN,T YOU BALLS YOUR A LICKEN
おおこのような快い小さい低木
dont worry when im done it will be a elephant
Looked so easy to do in all the F#@*ing Karate Kid movies!!!!!!
Just because I’m Chinese you think I would know what the f$$k I’m doing!
“Maybe if I make a funny face,snip, concentrate real hard,snip snip, and snip carefully….no one will notice this isn’t a bonzai tree…snip snip”
If I get this just right, I get full citizenship.
Ive got to poop!
You think this is pretty wait till you see my kush bush!!!
taka say man who trim bush get layed more offten pluss trunk look way bigger
If I bro a rittle harder dis fia may go out… damn round eye’s arway’s farowing me !
Taka doing a little manscaping!!
Patience you need, To trim this tree you must, Young Grasshopper….
A perfectly trimmed bush ensures a smooth ride…
Forget snatching the pebble young grass hopper, when you can beat me in contest, then you become the master
“Danielson can’t we all just do a Bong and get along Takason”
(background noise screaming)…… ” Put him in a Body Bag, Jonny “
Haka Taka Bush and if you smell it before you get to it, run like hell Danielson, cuz you’ll get a Taka Toxic Shock from that Stinkie Twinkie.
A day in the life of Taka…. Trim bush in morning, ride dirtbike in afternoon, get wild crazy in the night. Me love you long time.
ahhhhh my young sensi, first you must learn to take the stone from the master before you drop the boulder down on everyone else! yeeee haaaa shred on!
Holy Shit it’s JACKIE CHAN!!!!!!! Naw man, thats just Taka
me trim tree long time!
A hand in the bush is worth more than two birds in your dreams!
lets see what happens when i smoke this
noooooo aphids. Nooooooooo.
Takahiro is an applicant for the many positions open in the medical marijuana industry. He is pictured here taking the application test for Official Bud Tester.
DAMMIT guys, how many times do I have to tell you to stop pooping on my tree! SMELLS SO BAD!
i wish i could get that high HaHa
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