This Weeks Caption Contest Photo!
We just picked out last weeks winners for Taka Tuesday and we are back with a fresh pic! We want to see how funny you can be with your very own creative caption on Taka Higashino. Write your best caption on our website and you will have the chance to win a free Metal Mulisha tee of your choice and some stickers!
*Make sure you fill out your full name, and email. Contest ends the following Tuesday when we put up the new weekly Taka Tuesday!
Last Weeks Winners!
Mike Onoye says:
Flying Taka, Bearded Dragon
Don West says:
I swear the mother fucker was THIS BIG!!
Aaron Rowse says:
TAKA: My kung fu is no match for them! You better have another fist under that beard like Chuck Norris!
DEREK: Fist? Hell, I got a rocket launcher in there somewhere.
Congrats to this weeks winners! You will all be contacted soon and good luck on this weeks contest!
I HAVE THE POWWWEERRRR!!!!!!
TJ’s donkey show has got NOTHIN’ on TAKA!
cowboy kenny aint got sh*t on me
I told my fellow asians i was going to fucking kill godzilla
Pokyta, I CHOOSE YOU!!
*Ponyta
u should name the horse “MY FACE” that way u can here people yellling come on “MY FACE” lol
I have a dog named “my weiner”. and when he gets out of the yard, I can ask if anyone has seen “my weiner”!!!
bring me some figgy pudding
I FOUND A HORSEY IN A JUNKYARD.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cowboy Up!
The Original NINJA COWBOY
…….a valiant effort to squeeze every bit of horsepower out of ‘er…….
WONDER TWIN POWERS ACTIVATE!!!
Taka perfecting the woking horse seat grab flip
Who needs a motorcycle when you have a pony with vonzippers!
“HE HAS NO feEEEEEet….u useless DONKEY….I SHALL TAKE THE VICTORYYYYY”….FUKN DONKEYS !!!!
“Yeah im gonna ride this beast like a monster truck”
By the Power of Grey skull!!!
This junkyard has AWESOME horsepower!!
ZEEEEEEEE PONNYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
This horse i hold here is ready to junkyard ride.
The next Extreme sport at the Winter X-Games! JackAss Bobsledding! And he is going for GOLD!
DOING IT WRONG!!
I wanted to get my sheep on,but I guess this horse will do
I sacrifice this pony in the name of the gods!
Saddle up Bitches lets RIDE!!!
I HAVE CONQUERED THE ROCKING FURRY HORSE OF DOOM, ALL HAIL MIGHTY TAKA.
I wonder if I can swallow this!
hallelujah hallelujah a magic horsey
SUCK ON DEEZ NUTS “HORSEPOWER” THIS IS “TAKA POWER” NOW BIOTCH, IM AM ALL THAT IS MANNNNNNNNNNNN
I simply walk into Mordor! Like a boss!
look at mah colored donkey!
Dude I whooped that horses ass
And not a single fuck was given that day.
And the Junkyard Derby winner is… TAKA AND HIS HORSE ROCKERSTAR
Just Add Wasabi!!!
Dude,I came for parts for my dirtbike, BUT THIS IS PERFECT 2 RIDE!! LOL
By the power of Greyskull! Oh wait… PONY POWER!
Taka is going samari on that shit!!!
Mr.Rocking horse tought me everything I know. Praise the magic horse
BONZAI!!!!
brandon lyons
Go! Go! Little Pony Power Ranger!!!!!!
Freestyle Rockin horse
How the Mulisha Trains when there is No Foam Pit!
All praise the new mm mascot!
Mr. Rocking horse tought me everything I know. Praise the magic horse
Full extension and comitment on the one handed backflip superman horse grab!
Yeah red bull gives me horses? Oh wait this a monster picture
The “Stuntin Stallion” rides again
Even my pet horsey can do a double backflip!! Junkyard Dog style!
And I thought my bike had horsepower!
“Help Horse, I’m choking on a man”
To the dirt gods I sacrifice myyyy……mini horse!
Rockin out wit your horse out!
I call this trick the Fluffy Flip
Ruprect: may i please go to the bathroom?
the old dude: of course
Ruprect:(after he pisses his pants)…thank yooou
(dirty rotten scoundrels)
I’m gonna ride this pony all the way to gold!
THATS RIGHT IM PRACTICING FOR “DANCING WITH THE STARS” YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?? (TAKA GOT SKILLZ YO)
Rockstar the pony at the junk yard !
I GUESS HE’S TRADING IN HIS DIRT BIKE FOR SOMETHING WITH MORE “HORSE POWER”
SUSHI??? I dont need no fucking SUSHI!!! Horse leg anyone??
Say this in a deep mortal combat voice …” TAKA WINS ” !!!!
DO WORK mini horse….DO WORK!!! Let’s rock this!!!!
And boom goes the horse…….oh shiiiiit!!!!!
With the help from Rockstar, Taka had the energy to finally catch that pesky horse and get his goggles back…
*And the mini pony becomes the first horse in X-games history to land a backflip!! the crowd here is going crazy folks!*
Really god!? This is what You give me to ride.
Look guys freestyle rocky horsecross !!!
Rockin in the free world!!!
Yesss!!!!! I found it!!!!!……the almighty mini horse!!!!! DO WORK!!!!
YESSSSS i saved him the people who horsenapped him and blind folded him have been givin the fait they wanted to give to my little pony …..
Dear Rob Dyrdek,
i found your mini horse roaming around his junk yard. he tried to buck me so holding him like a trophy is the safest way to keep hi contaned. i will return him to you if you let the mulisha play in the fantast factory.
sincerely taka.
Get your gear on…. get ready for a ride.
Suddenly, the new rules for Freestyle Moto-X aren’t looking so bad.
I slid my hand in the hunny jar and pulled out a rockin horse!
taka winning the rocking horse rodeo at x-games
Rockin in one place…hopin to eventually get somewhere…
Taka sacrifices his ass to the gods…
“I am iron man feel my power “
haha!!! you like my new boots!!!
Horse is the new Cat
You’re not goin anywhere hairball, your rockin ass is mine!
frrawwwress victory!!!!! epic trophy!!!
To the Lords above I give my Pony to Luskk MAY he ride FOREVAAA!!!!!!
Give me my fucking von zippers back
WOW!!! you guys should have warned me about this awesome power band on this thing !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you know those shows in tijuana that syas they are fucking a donkey thats me the donkey fucker!!!!!!
FINISH HIM!!!
Nuclear Cowboys !!!!!ha i am the true Nuclear cowboy
I wanna try the horsey!
I wanna try the horsey!
Oh, this is fun!
Look at me, Daddy. I’m a farmer.
Oh! Oh! This is fun. Look at me, Daddy.
I’m a farmer. I’m a farmer, Daddy.
When I grow up I wanna be a farmer!
I’m a farmer!
ha tiny horse try to take me out in my on dojo !!
“Taka need no bike! Taka need mister horseee!!! AaargH!!
is that his tak-tak
Taka the lonesome Japanese cowboy…….
Ride it like you stole it!!
Eating shit is part of the game
mr ed meets sanford and son brought to you by mr miagi
“Mr pony!! Where’s my sushi!!!!!”
I am taka, hear me neighhhhhh
There can only be one HIGHLANDER!
Go Go Taka Ranger
Man I’m so glad we raced for pink slips!!!
check out my new mustang
the fast and the furriest
GOD, LET GO OF MY PONY!
MULISHA
We destroy the competition
And we damn good too
But you can’t be any geek off the street,
gotta be handy with the steel
if you know what I mean,
earn your keep!
MULISHA!!! MOUNT UP!
taka:
wO what the hell wasn’t I just doing a super man seat grab on my dirt bike.
o well, I just hope it can jump this next 75ft gap
Check it out Deegan, new trick Statue of Taka with the play horse dude!
This is why I belong on the Nuclear Cowboyz team
I’m a cowboy baby!!!
WOw finaly i can do a superman seat grab wtf
FU and the horse you rode in on
To infinite and beyond!!!
Ah I finally get california blonde girl…
This ain’t no, run of the mill, horse and pony show!
takas donkey show gone terrabley wrong
ahhhhhhhhh i need cigerrett….
Soarin Stallion. It’s a 100 every time.
Taka’s prepping for his Dancing with the Stars tryouts..
Taka takes care of another showpony!!!
Kenny Bartram don’t got shit on me!
What you can’t hear is the back ground music…..and I have the time of my life and I never felt this way before
Pony Up, Bitches!
Let’s Ride!!
Japanese Rodeo
THIS IS THE NEW TAKA RODEO SEAT GRAB BITCHES!!
Here I stand, the god of desire, setting women on fire. I have this power, morning, noon, and night, it’s drink and dancing, some quick womancing and then a shower.
TAKARUSH YOU! or not TAKARUSH YOU!
I come to this junkyard for the photo shoot and find the toy I’ve always wanted! On top of that, my goggles fit it! Happy Fuckin Valentines, I Win Bitches! BJ tonight!
Hold Your Horses!!!
the horse whiperer aint got shit on me
I ASKED FOR A DIRTBIKE NOT A ROCKING HORSE!!!
damn you rockinghorse look wut you do my f150 now you pay
true rockstar power
AH…HA, Now I have your high horse!
They said I couldn’t do it but I proved them all wrong…I back-flipped a horse HAHAHAHA
Hully shit I won a hosey
Taka’s new trick! The pony flip!
To ride or not to ride? What a stupid question!
Taka’s perfected the “One handed, saddle grab rocker flip”!!!
I sacrifice this rocking horse to the Mulisha Godz with the hopes of being sponsored for another year!
元気玉！
(Spirit Bomb!)
Rockin’ the Indian NO air saddle grab in Scrap Metal Mulisha Style!!!!
Between me and my hubby we’ve owned more Apple ipods trouhgh the years than I am able to count, including Sansas, iRivers, ipods (classic & touch), the Ibiza Rhapsody, etc. But, the last few years I’ve been feeling relaxed one type of players. Why? Because I’d been thrilled to discover how well-designed and fun to make use of the underappreciated (and widely mocked) Zunes are.
so this is what the competition looks like?
True hp(horse power)
Fly Horsey, FLY!!!!
I no do freestyle anymore! I spend all time on figure skating!!
Takas so great, the horse rocks on him
FAISST U BIATCH! u left my poney in a junkyard?!? now i KICK UR ASS NINJA STYLE!! EEEEYYAAAAA!!
We were all a bit skeptical when he said that he thought freestyle rocking horse would get big.
I have the horsepower!!!
Use the power of the Horse young Jedi!!
Pshhyea, 1 handed indie saddle flips, I got this on lock. Ima win Best Trick in X Games 2011!
Pshyea, 1 handed saddle flips. Ima win X Games Best Trick. yewwwwww!!
when i said i wanted to rock some heavy metal a toy horse in a scrapyard wasn’t the first thing that sprung to mind
i remember when i made this back at home!! first i rode horses,now dirtbikes!!:D
learning the form of the one handed superman seat grab flip before taking it to dirt
Woo Hoo! We Kicked Ass!
this’ll teach you to mess with my bitch donkey
Taka has a new trick It’s called the one horsepower superman
I took care of all these car’s with my mighty rocking horse?
This is how i learnd my back flip’s?
Hale the rocking horse?
Up up and away?
taka’s new trophy for robbing the cradle and banging the most girls under 18!!!
ONE HAND GRAB PONYFLIP!!!
Takas prize for beating Chuck Norris, Took Chuck off his high horse. Defeated his career, and now Taka rides off into the sunset on Chucks horse. Good Times
He crashed all those cars just chasing the basterd.