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Dirtgrrl152 says:
8 seconds? Bitches please! I’ll show you how a real cowboy rides.
robert says:
“SUPERMAN STEAK GRAB”
kurtis(crazyTHEkid) says:
this will only take a sec , stay still
COME GET SOME!
A little help?
lucky motherfucker
tuts mah barreh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7oGx2dImE8
Why have one when you can have em all….. taka style
1 more lady makes this a 10-some!
i got a japanese buffet for ya right here ladies
Holla. Holla. Holla, Holla, Holla. Holla at me. Holla bitch. Holla. Holla.
Hey wasnt really choking girls it was just his tounge!
“HELP LADIES… I THINK I PULLED MY GROIN
”
pimpin aint easy but it sure if fun
I have fallen help me get it up!
all this bitch make me gonna cum right now
Im no Proctologist………….But I know a asshole when I see one.
This is what happens when you listen to the purple monkey in your head
Taka want’s to do some tittie licking.
Taka : hold on I swear it was here earlier
Girls: that’s it!?!….I thought you said there was enough to go around
Let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel!…
Wow the EMT’s are way hotter on this tour!!!!
why does she look so confused she should know the second nut is always the best
Lucky guy right there!
Don’t need a tenga can!
Cowguurl: Ppsshhhhh, who does this guy think he is??
Taka: I’m yo daddy, guuurl.. Now gimme some luv.. <3
That’s right… I’m Taka and I get all the lovely ladies because that’s how I roll!
“if you want my body, and you think I’m sexy, come on baby let me know!!”
It’s the Japanese Burt Reynolds!!
8 ruts and 16 double jumps make Taka tired!
Funny thing is, when Taka opens his eyes, the girls will be gone.
ok u bullshit ur friends & i will bullshit mine but lets not bullshit each other i cant do them all
“Taka? You ok? Wake up Taka. DUDE, WAKE UP! That was a gnarly crash….”
ahahah good one!
Wanna try the real and raw Japanese Sushi, gals???
$5 dolla Taka love you long time
Im stickin out my tongue so they don’t look at the front of my pants….
girls all i can get up is my tongue
He went down hard!
” Who ordered the cream of sum yun gi?”
back off bro.. this is a one man taka-thalon.
*HEY GIRL ON THE FAR LEFT… I’M SORRY, BUT YOUR NOT BEING A TEAM PLAYER AND I’M GOING TO HAVE TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE.*
taka day dreaming about black ops
that’s called premauture ejacultion!!
Ride fast….pimp slow…
The land of MILF and HONEY!!!
I love America!!!
1 down, 7 to go!
“Since when have they been serving sushi at motocross events??”
Ladies, lets play a little game I like to call “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Penis”…
Guy: What’s my girl doin with Taka!
Taka: Pussies don’t get girls!
no slanted smiles?
white man say china man have small weinie how many girls u get?
wanna see my bruce lee ding-a-ling?
can i stick my egg roll in your sushi?
you fag!
Taka’s got one hell of a happy ending coming to him
i have two inches of hard d**k
Taka’s pick up line?: Watashi no chinchin ookii des!
man forget nuclear cowboyz, i wanna be a nuclear COWGIRL!!!
Mulisha Chick magnet
To bad this only happens in my dreams!!
Once you go jap you never go back
I think I’ll let y’all ladies do all the riding now ; )
The name is Taka, I enjoy sunsets long walks on the beach and frisky women.
if you thought riding those deer last week was fun then wait till you see this come on ladies show taka some love
There’s only one girl confused to why she’s on her knees.
Taka’s got her wearing elbow pads. Talk about protection
Ooooooo FIVE dolla and Taka Maka u Holla!!!! Yeah?
Excuse me ladies. I’m sorry. Wow. I want you to remember this face here, OK, this is the guy behind the guy behind the guy.
American Slut love Japanese DirtBike Jumper
After Taka ride, me show you TAKASUTRA
I got your Taka-Toy!
Girl in the middle…”Hurry up I got to take a shit!”
“THIS IS GUNNA BE A FUN NIGHT”!!!
Dont Worry Ladies There Is Enough Of My Egg Role Too Go Around
To bad Taka has a Tiny-Lene-Its-Lene-umba-umbo-lene-atche-cathie.
Taka son love you long time!!!
Those chicks are beat.. They need some Crusty chicks from AUS. Just sayin.
gettting the party started……whos first
Yadada yaddada yaddada
tongue out and gettin my cock out
What one shall I do next!
Taka – prince of Land of the lost
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