We just picked out last weeks winners for Taka Tuesday and we are back with a fresh pic to kick off the first 2011 Taka Tuesday! We want to see how funny you can be with your very own creative caption on Taka Higashino. Write your best caption on our website and you will have the chance to win a free Metal Mulisha tee of your choice and some stickers!
*Make sure you fill out your full name, and email. Contest ends the following Tuesday when we put up the new weekly Taka Tuesday!
Stephannie says:
I floss my teeth american style
Victoria Ojeda says:
“i waited in line for a piece of cardboard?”
Randy McGlenn says:
After flying 14 hours in coach with nothing more than peanuts, Taka couldn’t take it any more. His passport never looked more appetizing.
Taka was here
I told them not to mess with me
Flex-Fuel: powered by Taka
Four wheels?!?! pfffffffffft
you messed with the wrong mama jama
another morning of waiting in line for dunkin donuts
Taka’S all up on that pigs ass!
after the exchange of a blowjob and a free sticker, taka was not deported, dodeging the athorities once more.
WIN! LOL the best one yet!
HAA!
Ozzifer, TAKA me drunk, i’m home!!
The only thing that smells better then two stroke… bacon
You’ve got the right to remain “TAKA” !!!
Taka that f*#$en police!
Can someone please let me out of the trunk
Do think they will know it was me?
“bad boys bad boys, whatchaa gunna do? whatcha gunna do when they come for you?”
Who you gona carrrr?
Taka smacks your waka!
you just got TAKA’d
Can someone please let me out of this trunk
TAKA BACON
Taka is yet to grasp the idea that you shouldn’t leave your name at the scene of a crime.
thats what she said
Can someone please let me out
TODAY’S TOP STORY: A new special unit has been inducted into LAPD. Our sources say this newly assembled unit is geared up to crack down on local coffee shops. An unnamed officer gave us this quote. “It’s been getting real bad lately…all these stale doughnuts everywhere. We felt it time to make a special task force to put an end to this terrible crime gripping the city!”
They say that you can’t fun from the police, but the police can’t run from Taka.
police aint got shit on Me
taka “made in thhe USA”
When do i gonna get my shot?
The TAKAMAFIA definitely has hold on the pigs in this town. Loyalty comes at a small price…
Since the cars are empty…..I assume they’re chasin Taka 4 slappin’ the sticker. YEAH!!!
Hey, if you give me another one of those full cavity searches I’ll give you another sticker.
go awayyy coppahh! or I shall taunt you a second time!
Taka must of eatin they’re doughnuts… BUSTED
“To protect and serve Taka”
TAKA, A new brand of bacon..<3
TO PROTECT AND SWERVE!!!!
T.A.K.A. TAZE AND KILL ALL
Vandalizing? Nah, We just know how to mark our territory!
Isn’t that Mad Mike Jones’ vacation house??
Where the fuck is my remote control for my Taka lifesized RC car???????
Even the cops want a piece of taka.
Taka’s bitch!
In TAKA we trust… Everyone else are suspects!!
According to the map Taka marks the spot
Hey look I found new recruits for the Mulisha, I figured we could use the extra force
Taka powered trick police car
“Taka wishes he was CA Exempt”
Fake passports now tagging police cars??? Whats next Taka
There’s a change taka on a cops a$$ instead of the other way around
Taka P.D. ?
me n taka: see wat had happen was. some pigs are get donuts and taka thought it was funi to slap a sticker on their car rite n so the pig rush taka to ground n taze his ass n taka look in to camera n says. “HI I’M TAKA !! WELCOME TO JACKASS !! lol funniest Tuesday morning I’ve had in a while. deegan: u guys are DUMBASSES ….. can I see the footage .
The 5 Basic Food Groups for Police Officers:
1.Glazed
2.Jelly
3.Powdered
4.Chocolate Frosted
5.TAKA!!
cant stop me so join me
REDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD WOO see ya in july
i only got bronze at x-games 16, i should have got gold:(
bad boys bad boys whatcha goin do when taka comes for u?
Konichiwa!!
Takapopo!
911 whats your emergency? AHHH I GOT A DIRT JUMP IN MY BACK YARDDD AND I CANT BACKFLIP IT!….!?!?! Sit tight taka’s on his way xD
fuck the police comin straight out of japan. these punk ass cops need to recognize that my names Taka man
So much for being undercover, Thanks Taka!!
Vote Taka county sheriff.
You got served Piggy!!!
Taka’s idea for a “POACHED” ad
Stickin it to the man since 1985
Taka must really want to go back Japan.
How many california cops does it take 2 arrest 1 japanese guy?
50 needed real back-up
Better then on a mini Van…I guess
I do so much stupid shit, i pimped my own cop car to take me in
Figures, I stuck it on the one cop’s car whos a MM fan…wheres the goo gone
From Dunkin Donuts to Dunkin Yo Nuts
“It wasn’t me I don’t even like pork!”
Meanwhile on the other side of town………
He left it as a sign in case he got arrested, people will know to come bail him out.
F**k the Police!!!! JWA.
Moonlighting for the Compton PD helps Taka take care of his sushi bills here in America.
UH oh, it’s official! Undercover LAPD agent Taka Brascoe, who infiltrated the Metal Mulisha, has been outed.
Taka that you frickin pig
In Taka’s country, pigs are sacred
Fed up with the green sticker and red sticker BS, Taka issued a new sticker what it means will be determined once Taka becomes state Governer
i smell bacon taka style
Taka will take his bacon POACHED!!!!
Hide ur shit, Deegans a cop !
We ride in the back seat so much, we thought we might as well sponcer them…
This car has been CA Exempt and Taka Approved!
occifer, I swear to drunk I’m not god!
drop your coat and grab your toes…. takas gonna show you where the wild pig goes
tramp stamp
police= TAKA PROPERTY
IM TAKA THE FREESTYLING KAMAKOZY PART OF THE METAL MULISHA AND IM COMING IN HARD
Taka Five-0, we’ve got it from here.
I shot the sheriff
But I didn’t shoot no deputy, oh no! Oh!
Yeah! All around in my home town,
They’re tryin’ to TAKA me down!!
Do you know why i pulled you over? Depends on how long you have been following me:)
Me no rikey porice! I fly high! No ride dirty!
My son made me put this sticker on my work vehicle!!!
Giving “Dirty Cop” a whole new meaning.
Didn’t kno sponsership in USA was so desprite!!
secret ninja dicks night job work vehicle…
Ridn’ Taka
I new socking that cop in his ear pussy was a bad idea damn it.
TRYIN’ TO CATCH TAKA “RIDIN DIRTYY!!!!”
All I have to say is fu*ked
Made in Japan.
OH YOU TAKKA TO ME PO PO???
Tank u beddy much. i so hoppy!!
Taka TaGGin As* even BlAck ANd WhiTe
After Twitch gave Taka the boot from his house, the local PD department adopted him for a tax write off
The local PD is on the hunt for Taka from all the complaints from the IE pro hoes cuz he’s been hittin it & quittin it!
after tagging the potbelly pigs cars Taka also notice the window was down so he grabed a ladder and peed inside the car
Taka PD, it will be known.
takas a ninja warrior
I say fuck authority
Silent majority
Raised by the system
Now it’s time to rise against them
We’re sick of your treason
Sick of your lies
Fuck no, we won’t listen
We’re gonna open your eyes
how bad ass is take some may ask…? bad enough that they nees their own task force hes still at large
The cops never think It’s as funny as Taka does.
Let me out of this TRUNK!!!
Taka got arrested for eating all the german shepherd police dogs.
TAKA SAYS: OMG OO: im so bas ass”! american police instead of catch me they put my name on police cars!!! awww lovely BIATCCHHS! LOVE YOU TOO AMERICAA!!!!
Donuts? we don’t need no stinkin’ donuts!
FREEZE! GET OF THAT DIRTBIKE!!
So are you a Mulisha Mebmer?
is that like a gang?
put your hands behind your back.
My Name Is (your name), Im a Reafly dude my exterior is calm but my sex is crude
Taka PD coming to a city near you!
Shortly after this picture was taken, Taka was arrested for being caught with his penis is the gas tank.
taka aint goona maka ,taka cant shaka, aint no one faka then taka. and we singing heyy yaa like outkast, we outlast, dirt bike pipes blast going really fast, passed you up, is what i did, oh there goes your sponsers metal mulisha crue a buncha fuckin montsers.
Tag, ur it!!!
Catch me if u can.
At least they got a lead now… But everyone knows they’ll have a hard time catching his a**!!
My son is an Honor student at POPO High!
HAH!! That is the closest to the back seat of that car this Taka will be!!!!
The police’s car has a Taka tramp stamp.
COUGHT ..RED HANDED… RIDIN’ DIRTY…..
Can 15 minutes save you 15 percent or more on car insurance?
Can Taka corrupt a whole police force in the time it takes to pull a kiss of death back flip?
Taka the trunk monkey….pop the trunk and get beat like a King (Rodney that is)
SPARE THE AIR…… CARPOOL
Yeah i stuck this on while i was backflipping over that heap of sh#t!!
Taka certified
cheesy donuts sponsored by TAKA
TAKA IS FULL OF KAKA
Just spotting my landing…
Oh no, it’s the Taka 5-0.
Now equiped with “Go Fast Stickers”. Now it not only drives faster but now equiped for jumps. The mod is called slap N stick!
Thats right! When I Bend Corners I Can Go Left,Right? I’m Ambidextrious…
“Regulator of Bad Ass law enforcement”
IM JUST SAYIN!!!!!!!
Police Taka lunch break
EVEN THE POPO ARE FANS OF TAKA!!!!!!!!
taka that bike with higa pipe on it and lay out a f+++en sick ass trick with some air taka that
TAKA’S GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD
I told them, I wasn’t illegal… Ill give them something to remember me.
It puts the TAKA on the trunk, or gets hose again.
they must have been eating to many donuts to notice taka
Takin’ names
And
Kickin’
Ass….
Teaching what TAKA knows best!
….got my name tattooed on her ass.
You could hear me before you see me, I got king Taka in the trunk
Take THAT coppas! You’ve just been TAKA’d!
Taka please……
You have the right to remain TAKA!
COPS :We just got taken over by TAKA NATION!
“TAKA the streets back”
Ohh no this cop did not just stop me to taka!
you can’t get a dui on a tricycle!
hey at least its not a nitro circus sticker!
The Police are gonna TAKA you down
taka servin up some sizzlin bacon holdin it down for the mulisha
HAT SITT!!!
What Ka Ta? Since when were they Higashino approved?
TAKAS turf
so japan attacks again… no hard feelings taka
TAKA went from legal to WANTED@!
Police take a TAKA
“consider ur self poached bitches haha”
T=this
A=asian
K=kicks
A=ass
DON’T MESS WIT ME
TAKA TAGGED BITCHES!!
Taka pig farm security patrol unit #69
Taka Tramp Stamp!!!, Taka just made that po his bitch!
My first question was going to be, “WHAT?! Do you take a CRATE to the library with you!?” Apparently so!