Posted By sruiz  |  January 25, 2011

Taka Higashino

We just picked out last weeks winners for Taka Tuesday and we are back with a fresh pic! We want to see how funny you can be with your very own creative caption on Taka Higashino. Write your best caption on our website and you will have the chance to win a free Metal Mulisha tee of your choice and some stickers!

*Make sure you fill out your full name, and email. Contest ends the following Tuesday when we put up the new weekly Taka Tuesday!

Last Weeks Winners!

Jeremy Cox says:
“Taka’s new trick should be backflip guitar solo”

randicartmill says:
“Rock out with your Taka out!”

Erwin Mojica says:
“Taka’s new hit: I Wok The Line”

118 Responses to “Taka Tuesday Caption Contest”

  1. niki says:

    Superman OX Grab!

  2. Bri Bolton says:

    Ride ‘em Nuclear Cowboy

  3. kurtis(crazyTHEkid) says:

    this will only take a sec , stay still

  4. Denie C. says:

    Taka bout no gravity….this is crazy!!

  5. Abraham says:

    Your suppose to grab the bull by the horns.

  6. Yep… That’s right I’m riding this bull hard…

  7. Erwin Mojica says:

    Taka’s interpretation of a Nuclear COWBOY.

  8. Jay says:

    Apparently Taka heard one too many “Bull in a China shop” jokes and decided to take matters into his own hands.

  9. Erwin Mojica says:

    Warming up for the SuperOx Freestyle Finals

  10. Greg Cisar says:

    Hold on this will only take 8 seconds!!!!!!!!!!

  11. Shane says:

    Dat’s right. Daddy’s drivin’ now!

  12. Jeremy Pedersen says:

    Surfing…Texas style

  13. Rigo says:

    Tak-a bull by the hor… ass?

  14. Daniel Reeve says:

    yeah i ride a bull like this because i am a badass. just waiting for a sik jump

  15. Levi says:

    I’m not a huge man, but I’m bigger than a Bull’s colon

  16. megan e. says:

    I call this, “reverse comboy”.

  17. david estrada says:

    Red shirt..check..black jeans check..bout to rock this bulls world..checkkkkk!

  18. Libby says:

    I love the way you do it, when you do it with… no feet?

  19. danny schofield says:

    taka’s great great great grand father stunting on the bull’s befor they had bike’s. no wonder he is so great now a day’s ( it’s in the BLOOD )

  20. shaun says:

    looks like taka had too much red cordial

  21. SCHATJE says:

    Taking this big boy from behind!

  22. Ryan Alen Scot Turney says:

    SUPER STRUGGLE CUDDLE ATMOSPHERE ASTRIOD KAMAY HAMMAY HAAA RAPE GOOOOOOOO!!!

  23. Justin dunn says:

    This must be his new trick the HeartaTAKA!

  24. Kyle Lewis says:

    Now that’s a teriyaki steak!

  25. Aaron says:

    I like America!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  26. jerimy hanlin says:

    i love these love handles

  27. Kevin Clague says:

    ive only heard about it but seeing the new heartaTAKA ox grab is insane :)

  28. Cary says:

    Hold on bull! Ill show you Taka style

  29. Yessid says:

    “if it moves, Taka rides.” :)

  30. ZACK says:

    im gonna taka-le this bull and thro down a mean double grab!

  31. Joshua Yearwood says:

    And she I was not flexible enough, huh what till she see’s this!!

  32. Ramon Gonzalez says:

    Wow Taka`s new ride. Let him practice new tricks.

  33. Max michel says:

    Taker easy and if she’s easy taker twice

  34. Chris Doebler says:

    Mess with the bull, get the horn!

  35. Randy McGlenn says:

    I bet John Wayne couldn’t do this!

  36. Ereka Lifquist says:

    Black Bull gives Taka wings.

  37. don says:

    Taka bout to love you long long time

  38. inman says:

    And they say riding bulls is harder than free style. I can do both!!

  39. Arnold says:

    Just coz im from across the seas dont mean I can’t ride a bull like a champ!

  40. Nick says:

    Tsunami bull grab

  41. Chris K says:

    Next up We have Jeremy Twitch on the http://www.facebook.com Bull

  42. brent muscato says:

    Taka practicing for a new extreme sport doing a Superman Bull ride.M/M

  43. Yeehaw take these three inches hard ox!

  44. Angela V. says:

    Taka bout taking the bull by it horns.

  45. shayna says:

    “This is how ninjas catch their beef”

  46. pit says:

    why do i get the bullshit photos all the time!?!?!?

  47. Taffie Coler says:

    Gravity, you have failed me!

  48. Tyler Montauk Davis says:

    I would shave the horns down for safety like my elders did, but they make it easier to line up my landing!

  49. Tamatha says:

    Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick ..grab that ass Taka style baybee

  50. Amy SPARKX James says:

    I figure if i stay like this the bull cant see me. WAIT! WHY THE H*LL DID I PICK TODAY TO WEAR READ!? oh this is bull$hit.

  51. Amy SPARKX James says:

    *RED

  52. Ed Clark says:

    Take notes, this is how you must mount a big girl! ALL ABOARDDDDDDD! CHUGGGA CHUGGGA, CHOO CHOO!

  53. Pontus Johansson says:

    Hey! I can’t even stay put on a fake bull.

  54. bubba hodge says:

    ROCKSTAR + REDBULL = GOOD TIMES!

  55. jill says:

    in texas i guess they ride bulls a little different taka style.

  56. Kyle Chong says:

    While everybody is switching to fourstrokes, Taka is switching to bull

  57. Tyler Voice says:

    Base jum gone wrong.

  58. Phil says:

    Its Taka Rump …..

  59. momchil says:

    Handstand hipgrab, Texas style..

  60. Jackie says:

    You can get a good look at a Tbone Steak by sticking your head up a bulls ass… id rather take the butchers word!

  61. Kayla says:

    Taka’s takin poppin on a hand stand to whole new level!!!

  62. shannon thompson says:

    can taka hold this pose for 60sec?

  63. Amber Spegal says:

    I gottta get a good grip on those hip bones, cause I’m about to show this bull who Really has the Hard Wood!!

  64. deats says:

    lets make it quick be for twitch comes home

  65. Michelle Justice says:

    “I flip for Cows” Taka Style

  66. Lineybelle says:

    i think your suppose to grab life by the horns…..not its bust.

  67. Linneybelle says:

    i think your suppose to grab life by the horns…..not its bust.

  68. Linneybelle says:

    if your trying out for gymnastics, i think your suppose to use a balance beam, not a bull :)

  69. Robert says:

    Hey guy’s watch me ride this bull.!!

  70. Linneybelle says:

    looks like Taka prefers big black girls, than hot skinny girls, its alright we all have a different taste in girls ;)

  71. Linneybelle says:

    You can’t blame gravity for falling in love.

  72. Linneybelle says:

    If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

  73. Linneybelle says:

    good thing that bull is just a statue.

  74. John says:

    Taka was really throwing to the bull mulisha style, then the bull let out a huge fucking atomic fart then taka endoed as the bull stood there admiring his work.

  75. Eat dirt B@tch says:

    What you takain about foo…i ride bul like ride yur mama…

  76. This is Being a Ninja. Not Even Jeff “Ox” Kargola can do this shit.!

  77. Who Needs Moto’s, When you’ve got yourselves a fuckin Bull.!

  78. pit says:

    f.m.x / p.b.a cross over with a hip twitch!

  79. pit says:

    why pack heat when ya can pack the beef !!

  80. pit says:

    even the big ones need luvin too!!

  81. pit says:

    like giving this bull a tic tac !!

  82. VSB says:

    Taka poaching Dallas

  83. there$a says:

    Like a rhinestone cowboy….

  84. robert says:

    “SUPERMAN STEAK GRAB”

  85. Michael Sotelo says:

    DALLAS TX CONSIDER YOUR SELF POACHED!!!

  86. Brandon says:

    Chinese bullshit

  87. Meghann says:

    Look Ma, No feet!

  88. brian mcbride says:

    this tornado may take taka but it wont take takas bull

  89. Cody says:

    Take a deep breath Betsy, here comes the pile drive!

  90. Alex says:

    Taka gives you wings

  91. Matt says:

    First Ever double hindquarters grab to dirt!!!!

  92. Tyler says:

    This is how taka fucks his bitches.

  93. redbudman says:

    superman lovehandle grab braaaaaaaaaaaapppppppppppppp

  94. mike says:

    I sponsored by ROCKSTAR take this RED BULL!!!

  95. “He said look ma no feet He said look ma no feet. And no Deegan I don’t dance. I’m with Potter, I’m with Faisst, Deegan I think I deserve a chance. TAKA TAKA TAKA TAKA HIGA HIGA SHINO”

  96. Dennis says:

    you might not of felt it before . . . but how about this. TAKA

  97. Dennis Dougherty says:

    Thats one way to use love handles.

  98. Robert says:

    Superman (kobe) beef grab!

  99. joshua woodbridge says:

    dude taka should of totally taken this trick to x games would of got gold

  100. Matt Innis says:

    MOOOOOOORAP!!! double beef grab to dirt.

  101. Nickos says:

    Fuckin right I pulled out.

  102. b says:

    taka says: no worry! he not feel a ting! i ninja, and im small

  103. Taka’s new trick: superman bullride!! yeeeeehawwwwwwww biitttchhyeeesss

  104. DIRTNAPP49-50 says:

    “HooooooYAYAYAYAYAYA!”

  105. Dirtgrrl152 says:

    8 seconds? Bitches please! I’ll show you how a real cowboy rides.

  106. Chad Ginkins says:

    “TakaBull”, the new “Hige Rev” energy drink!

  107. Fonz says:

    no dirtbikes in the city? This bull will have to do

  108. Fonz says:

    In japan, bull is a delicasy, in the U.S, we ride em’

  109. mania says:

    Taka gets some serious love(handles) in Texas!

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