We just picked out last weeks winners for Taka Tuesday and we are back with a fresh picture for you all! We want to see how funny you can be with your very own creative caption on Taka Higashino. Write your best caption on our website and you will have the chance to win a free Metal Mulisha tee of your choice and some stickers! Make sure you fill out your full name, and email. Contest ends the following Tuesday when we put up the new weekly Taka Tuesday!
Last Weeks Winners!
Matt Mccormick says:
Make me american or ill go ninja on yo ass
Big J says:
And this is how you karate chop a labia
Daniel Upson says:
Ahhhhh!!!!! Faisst Your Kung Fu Is Good But It Is No Match For My Crouching Asian Pissed Off Rider!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whah!!!!!!!!!!!!
ONLY VISA I NEED IS THE ONE IN MY WALLET!
alien like preditor.
I floss my teeth american style
How bad ass do you have to be to pick corn from your teeth with Bruce Lee’s Visa!
I live here illegally so deegan let’s me stay in his garage.
Wait, this isn’t my X Games medal!?
LIARS IT DOESNT TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!
Takazilla hungry
VISA..used to remove Egg Fu Yung all over the world!
So, you think you’re kung fu’s pretty good, eh?
I want to fight your brother
Him, against me
Let’s kung fu!!
“My name is Taka and im addicted to eating VISA’s”
My Name TAKA and Im legal now bitches!! My goal is to fuck your women ride me bike and make Jackie chan number 2 loved asian in America … HAHAHAHA TAKA TAKE OVVVVVVA!
You call me American Chop Suey!!!…I eat my Visa it taste like American Chop Phuey!!! ( in my best Asian accent ;O)
“It’s a lockpick, shuriken, paperweight, beer coaster, and it’s also really fucking handy for getting shit out of my teeth.”
I JUST BROKE UP WITH BAI LING and I NEED TO GET THAT TASTE OUT OF MY MOUTH!
look what I got off ebay!
visa taste crap, givee green card now!!!!
taka nom nom nom. visas taste good(:
this is wat happens when u get taka really drunk n deegan bets him he can’t eat his visa the nite before they have to leave bak to America hehe
WHAAAAA! HI! YAAA! (whipz out card) I waited in line for 2 hours to get this buttwipe!
have you seen this boy?
visa, i don’t need no stinking visa!
Caption “ahhh, chwerk out my vedah. My bwack n hite pityure makea my fuce wook funnry
Dude my stomach hurts cuz of that fucken chinese food! look dude here’s my visa CAN I GO TO THE FUCKEN BATHROOM NOW!!! AAAHHHH!!!!
visa = viva la america viva la freedom…im legal now they can stop runnin’ my ass out the states
now i can take all the good american jobs and not have to pay taxes
They say a picture says a 1000 words, this one says it in 6: Taka is more METAL than you!
Mmmmm, dinner!
See! ASIAN not Arabian… Bad bowel hair cut and yellow teeth!
Bowl not bowel
Heyyy! Dis not rice paper!
This Visa is not my american express I really never leave home without it
My name is taka higashino see!! not Jet Li! do i look like puss hollywood actor! i ride dikes
It’s okay billions more where this one come from
I offical american, now i got japan on your ass..haha
OM NOM NOM
TAKA HUNGGREH
GOT CITIZENSHIP?
LOOK.! I’m Legal Biotch.!!!
FUCK YOUR BOAT, I’M FRESH OFF MY BIKE.
Do you know how many pedicures I had to give to get this?
ready Ready for my new trick CHIKEN FRIDERICE HART ATTACK!! WHAT U GOT AMERICANS
I think it’s mine…tastes like it.. Well either way mine now
The snazberries taste like snazberries, Mane!!!
…..WAIT!!!!!, What are snazberries??
this is how mexanese get cat out of our of out teeth.
Twitch, what is your dentist’s info (I NEED A HOOK UP)
1.)Silly Mexicans Visa’s are so much easier to get than Green Cards.
2.)A few more gold medals and I will have American Government begging me to stay to be part of 1st US Olympic FMX team!
3.)Taka Takes Visa. More People Go With Visa Than Any Other Card. So Should You!
Taka don’t need no stinkin’ Visa! I back flip ANYWHERE!
If you can’t beat him, eat him
Reahhhhh Broyyyyyyyyyyy!!!
Haha!!
My Visa has expired.. Whatever… I’m the one and only REAL SAMURAAAII!
Check out my sexy mail order bride visa!
And you say we all look alike!
Need hot American wife
They told me to lick it for luck.
Damn hate when I get food stuck in my teeth
Damn that groupie from the transworld awards had some HAIRY sushi….Who’s got a toothpick?
Chewbacca?, No im his insane ninja cousin Chewvisa!
TAKAEZZY!
I’ll eat up bruse lee with my little ninja flip flop karate chop!
TAKA EZZY!
Wok da fok dis taste like no dog
my new trick- beef and broccoli, jump bike with dick out, wreck and turn into vegetable! “GONG”
Mmm… So this is what freedom tastes like…
A young man was forced to eat his visa today because of the terrible working conditions he has to work in, he has been seen as mentally unstable don’t approach this man as he may mistake you for a visa and eat you.
Damn freedom tastes sweet… But I prefer GOLD hardware!!!!!!!!!
wanna see my twitch impression?
Does this picture make my face look fat???
working for customs,stamping visa’s
visa never leave homw without it
After flying 14 hours in coach with nothing more than peanuts, Taka couldn’t take it any more. His passport never looked more appetizing.
visa never leave home without it
This one time at band camp someone dared me to eat bark, I’m famished, this is a ‘by product’ of it, so watch me do this!
hello how did i get here? the flashlight is in my eye’s why are you taking a picture of me?i just’s wanted to show you my visa!!!!
“Chuck Norris bit my visa and chipped a tooth.”-Taka..”Yes I’m that badass! ughhhh!”
Dental Floss….. I don’t use no stinkin dental floss when I got perfectly good Visa!
freakin munchin on my visa for some grindage!!!! Buuuuuddddy
No need to pick those teeth sweetheart….my derby wife and I would be happy to help you remove a few?!
Deegan when will you purpose so i can get rid of this visa
This aint no Taka this taste like kaka
Taka now get american pussy, very nice
I like turtles
me have visa pasport!!! i no get deported too mexico no more! see, it says im japanese!
Taka now taka visa
“Hold my beer and watch this!”
HIYA take that passport.
Hey everyone, Mr Taka here is a badass rider from the east. Look at how outrageous his style is here, hey T got Cali crib BRO.
Not gonna lie, everyone keeps talking about the visa. I just think you busted some major ass, maybe even pooped a little. That’s what I see.
Taka got this Fresh off the printer !
This visa aint got nothinnnnn on meee!
“i waited in line for a piece of cardboard?”
THE SNOZBERRIES TASTE LIKE SNOZBERRIES!
Deegan triple-dog dared me to lick it. Bitch…
Wacked Wednesdays
This is what I Used to look like BEFORE I joined the mulisha. NOW LOOK AT ME!!
Does this look fake to you?
Visa, it’s everywhere your mother wants to be
ahhhh. it tastes like chicken.
twitchs地階に隠れるこれ以上私はamericano i.dを得なかった
No cavity search!!!!!!! Here is my VISA!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! WHY?????!!!
Normally I don’t comment on your posts but I wanted to let you know I have placed a link to your page on my blog. I was thinking that maybe you could benefit from my visitors since we have somewhat similar pages.
Regards, Terence Schwark
I would appreciate a link back
“Mmmmm, dinner!
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Good job, man. Thanks a lot.