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5, 5 dollar, 5 dollar footlong
THEY CAUGHT US—TAKE UR HAND OUT OF MY ASS NOW
5 lives baby!
“Scummy you SOB…I SAW you gettin into my stash!!!”
GAHHH! FAISST IS SH0WING 0FF HIS ASS TAT AGAIN!!
If I squeez harder his eyes pop out muahhh
When Scummy met ‘Chokey’!
-GAHH! FAISST IS SH0WING 0FF ASS TAT AGAIN!!
-LEAVE HIM AL0NE. . . I KINDA LIKE IT.
scummy: LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE TO ME TWITTER!!!
Manley— smile for the camera
scummy— WTF MANLEY look at my finger nail
How many times did I tell you not to fart when there’s girls around scummy?! 1stinky-dinky? ahhahhaa,2stinky-dinky? ahhahhaa.3stinky-dinky? ahhahhaa,4stinky-dinky? ahhahhaa,5stinky-dinky ahhaaahhaaaa!
featuring thing one and thing two
Beau Manley and guest Colin Morrisson agree on the new Rockstar Cola…”I never pass up a chance for a choke and a smile!!!”
scummy: so this is what vampires to in their spare time?
Take life by the throat
I PAID $75 TO SEE MARY POPPINS!! NOW SHUT UP!!
Wait! I didn’t realize that was your Ass!
Dude I didn’t know it was YOUR Chronic Taco…
let me give you a big grandma kiss scummy
The five finger deathlock!!! Bwahahaha
here choke me so you can look tough for those girls behind me ill make it look like it hurts!
“Whoa thats an ugly chick taking our p…ahhh”
hahaha
Skummy-I FUCKIN LOVE TAKING PICTURES!
Beau Manley-you gotta remember to take your fucking pills!
manley what i tell you about PECKER CHOCKIN me in front of the fans goshhh not in public wait tell later
“Come here boy you have a pretty mouth”
dude did you touch my monster again
Manley-I told u to stop chekin out my girlfriend!
Skummy-But dude, shes so hot!
Slowly taking you out of your M/M uplifted dress, only to see a one eyed monster ready to spit on me !!!
Beau (in a southern accent): IF ANYBODY HAS SEX WITH MY SISTER IT’S GONNA BE ME!!!
Scummy: Ghaaagghhhh!!!
see that chick up there, just paid $5 for that, and i can still smell that stank
Damn you, you told brian i gave his girl crabs. Dude deegans triple backflip is headed right for us!!!!!
“Now Kids, This is what happens when you do ROCKSTAR”
SOMETIMES YOU JUST GOTTA CHOKE YOUR MONKEY!!!!!
Kill me being sober SUX
Your suppost to jerk the chicken in the shower, not in public!
As the girls had their heads turned, the boys released some of their inner demons.
Scummy: fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again
Manley: Shut your face
the cock said to the condom ” Cover Me! I’m Goin In!”
“Scummy i swear if you even dare sneeze!! Do you not see those fine women behind us?”
do NOT tag me…
hey isn’t this the bar shawne merriman met tila tequila at?
manley help me out they wanna see my O face
This is the normal reaction Scummy gets when people find out he got the last ticket to the New Kids on the Block Reunion concert!
5 MORE SKITTLES PLEASE:)
Dude holy tits! U see that nice ass I bet she would let me stick my weed in her joint:)
I swear if you don’t get your hand of me I’m gonna bitch slap you five more times
HERE COMES MA PIMP HAND BITCH!!!!!!!! GET READY TO FEEL THE PAIN!!!
How many fingers are in your ass???
I thought you had four fingers
no look I have five stupid
(What it would look like if, Beau got his hands on the President of the United States. 2010)
My mom walked in naked that guy screamed but the other dude was like damn shes hot
nothing like choking your chicken
Call me WOMENLY again and ill show why im MANLEY!!
Call me WOMANLEY again and Ill show u why im MANLEY!!
GOONS FOR LIFE
Now choke yourself ! Not with your hand numb nuts ! now lean into my hand and choke yourself!
Scummy!!! I AM YOUR FATHER!!!!!
Check this out I call it the BITCH SLAP poach
Remember kids, before you start it “Choke it”
All Choke, No Throttle!
Hey, how long has that dude been choking you? Oh really 5 minutes? Wow, Mind if I take a pic?
Hey camera guy can you see anything up my nose
for the last time bro do i look bi curious keep your hands of my junk
Two deer in the headlights…
Thor vs The Hulk…
Metal Mulisha’s Brian Deegan and Jeremy ‘Twitch’ Stenberg…
** Love the website keep up the good work, thanks!
Scummy: I swear i didn’t tweet that about you Beau!!!!
No I will not stick my hand down your pants you gay ass fag!
I bought this bitch 5 drinks, and see what I get!
I RODE AN XR 650 THROUGH OUR HOMETOWN NAKED FOR A JOINT.(true)
Guess Who is more Gay? Someone Whose Clutching someone else’s Neck or The one Tryna Hold The Neck of a Something. hahaha
Beau- “Hey Scrummy, from 1-10 rate my girlfriend!”
scummy: hey beau smell my fingers
Beau: dude you sure you got the right hole
Scummy: oh wait wrong fingers…
Beau:you Some bitch that smells like my woman
Scummy: GAAAAAHHHH…
To be continued……
hello im scummy and i made a whole $500 dollars last year!!!!
We reign with metal in our veins!!
chill bro it was over five years ago i slept with your mum it ment nothing
Beau ate my 5 decker sammich from the fridge – prepare to die!
scummy:hey what did the five fingers say too the face?
manley:what?
scummy:BAM!!!(slaps manley)
manley:OUCH!!!ill kill you (gets scummy by the neck)
looks like scummy talked beau into paying 45 bucks
for UFC 112… and now beau wants his money back!
No really scummy,she liked it like this!
HELP ME TWITCH!!!!
My lil friend is choking his lil chicken!!!!!!!!!!!
Scummy is wishing he had his cell in that open hand of his so he can twit another 50 more twits for his twitter page. The result, Scummy is going twitter fever and Beau is trying to choke Scum outta it. We’ll all have to see if it worked out by seeing less twits on Scummy’s twitter page.
Haha, love ya Scum
Beau has captured proof that alien life is here on earth
HOW MANY MORE TIMES DID YOU PLAY JUSTIN BIEBER ON THE JUKEBOX?!!!!
beau:call me the throat snatcher. scummy: arghhhhhhh!!! thats the fifth time
hey beau smile!!! scummy: dude what the f#@!%k dude getting off of me
I guess the general said to Beau to squeez the most out of Scummy, and took it literally….or Scummy didnt want to tel Beau wit how many babes in backround he been with:P
how do yu get down from a horse [hahaha yu cant yu get down from a bird yu kno down is stuff like feathers from a pillow and stuff
Beau: you did what to my bike!!!!
Scummy: AHHH…i didnt do shit to your bike….
Beau: Shit….look cool for the picture but as soon as its done im kickin your ass
“I thought the safety word was bananas?”
Five finger death choke
Dude, That’s like the worst way to get high…
I WANT THOSE TITTIES!!!!!!!!! I SEEN UM FIRST!!!!!!!!
“i swear we weren’t kissing”
BE MY WINGMAN!! … now shut up and pass out
This time I’m gonna slip ya some tongue…
Even twitch cant b arsed 2 save scummy this time!! :p
scummy: 5 more years then me and Manley will flip, Mulisha “B” team what up.
Stop making fun of me when I was a nerd in High School!!! If you say it one more time I’m going to strangle you like its my job!!!
Scummy “GIMME FIVE DOLLARS!” Manley “How bout I choke you” Scummy “AAAARRRGGHH!!!”
Scummy “GIMME FIVE DOLLARS!” Manley “How bout I choke you” Scummy “AAAARRRGGHH!!!”
scummy = RRRRRROOOOOOCCCCCCCCKKKKK !!!!
Manley = Sh*t I gotta stop him, He “CAN ROCK HARD”!!!!!
TWITCH: what the hell are you guys doing?!?!
MANLEY: it may look bad but its not what you think…
TWITCH: well it looks to me like you and scummy were having an argument over who ate the last cookie and so scummy had to sit on your lap as the arguement grew. then out of no where an oversized bull dog leaped through the air and landed on poor scummy right there. the dogs ass landed right on his face, poor guy, and crap, piss, and some hair found its way into his mouth, some lunch, and then his face became contourted.and then you, beau, being the good guy you are try to choke the crap out of scummys mind, but really you have evil thoughts in your mind from choking him, still thinking about the arguement.then i walk over. sound right?
MANLEY: no… not at all. i gave him munchies and he was supposed to pay me 10 bones for it… he only gave me 5, that jackass!! so i jumped all over his ass, not literally. where did you get that from anyway? the bull dog flying throught the air.. there isnt even an oversized bull dog here.
TWITCH: oh… well im missing my dog so i just thought…
MANLEY: you have an oversized bull dog that flies through the air shitting in peoples mouths?
TWITCH: doesnt evertone
THE END!
As the undertaker grabs John Cena for the choke slam john cena says “you cant see me”
Scummy: Hey bro, have you ever heard of auto erotic asphyxiation?
Manley: Hells yes bro, I dig that shit.
Scummy: What the hell is it?
Manley: I’ll just show you…..
Scummy: It kinda hurts bro!!
Manley: Thats how you know its working!
the only way to get scummy to submit is to grab him by the throat!!!
I LOVE YOU BABY!
DUDE I TOLD U I AM TWITCHS’ BESTFRIEND…..
Hey dude, be careful, thats my wife
Scummy: oh shit i forgot to give beau his blow up doll back.
Beau: Scum i told you dont say that shit out in public!!!
THIS IS HOW MANY TIMES IVE KICKED YOUR ASS!AND BEEN WITH YOUR WOMEN!
manley- stop looking at my girl’s tits!
scummy- i can’t , soo i’ll leave.
Don’t worry Nurse Ratchet, he is ready!
Is this how you perform the Heimlich maneuver?
if you really want to get there tattooed i got stop the blood and put pain somewere else
DONT TOUCH MY ASS!!!
SCUMMY-JUST 5 MORE TO GO AND THE DEALER SAID HED GIVE ME THE WEED FOR FREE!!
“all 5 fingers? daaamn whatta BADASSS! well when you run outta super hardcore whiteboy gang signs ta throw up thats all thats left riight?!…welll theres always the classic full fist. buut that super gnarly finger nail extraction must of fucked that one up huh scumm. LOL oh and nice beenie manley..always up with all them latest fashion trends courtesy of that core ass show E!news at 6
. stay hard guys….kinda like learning the flip for scummy LOL”
hahaha(jokes)…kinda
MM FOREVER!
thanks for the oppurtunity guys!
do more prize winning comps like this!!!
to bad for the camera man i finially could have killed this son of a bitch scummy, i’ll get him later
Manley- “Lay tha f&%$ up off my kool-aid Scummy!”
your not the mexican I hired to choke me while I touch myself in the shower!
scummy: ” if something happens to deegan we may have to find real jobs!!! what will we do???? ”
beau: ” dont worry baby, i’ll take special care of you!!!”
beau: ” damn scummy, you sure look hot in that new MSR gear!!!!”
scummy: ” save me twitch!!! “
Scummy: ” IM 30 days sober bud so pumped on my new life!!!”
Beau: “Whaaaat the fuck !”
dammit scummy i know u took my twinky give it back,ahhhhh i swear i didnt it was twich u can do a cavity check.
beau: “damn boy, you sure got a pretty mouth!”
Beau was showing me the new tatoo i should get his hand around my neck. How do you like it!?
WHOA!!! Back the fuck up homie I spotted those bitches 1st!!
Scummy- Wait we did WHAT last night?
Beau- Don’t u remember u got our names tattooed on your palm? I just can’t wait for later! I hope you like being choked sweetie…
pump’n up the scum rocket
We are busting our skulls, Fuck with us we will bust your balls ha
9 lives, man 5 to go
Karma for all the chocking Scummy has done! The chicken chocking master!!
Stop! Stop! You cant make a fool out of me here, those three girls are all staying with me tonight.
Manley-You asswhole how many of my twinkies did u eat???!!!!
Choke me spank me pull my hair
Manley, look! She’s fkin hot, dude !!!
Scummy: I’m going to freak out on the girl and dude in the back in white. There the only two not wearing a god damn black shirt.
Beau Manley: Not Today your not..yeah that’s right
Scummy: ahhhhhhh
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Beau Manley: Scummy chill, I’ll grab your neck like this and you’ll stop choking
Come on scummy of course your not getting kicked off the mulisha because you dont ride enough anymore look at em bro there just messing with you!
Beau and Scummy when there on there dirt bikes man its all about the honeys.
This will be the last time you interupt me and my ladies!!
Manley and Scummy impersonate Jeff Dunham and Peanut
Beau’s flaugin the dolphin
Beau’s chokin the scummy chicken
Scummy: Help! Beau railed me 5 times last night!
Beau: MMM-HMM
or..
Scummy: Help! Beau railed me 5 times last night!
Beau: Shut up Bitch
Scummy and Beau two Bad Ass MOFO’s that choke eachother to get the ladies!
This would make a great christmas card
“Hi Mom and Dad Merry Christmas!”
if i catch you in my avatar again, kiss ur azz goodbye
Manley Stop Choking Me Bro Its Not My Fault Ur Girl Cant Stop Checking Out My Sweet Tatoos
I’m a 2 stroke, feel free to ring my neck.
Battle of the finger nail paint! Manley is taking things into his own hands.
Stop singing that damn $5 footlong song!!!
i didnt know you guys like it agressive
Its a good thing your holding me back. I swear to all things holy this isn’t my pissed face, but if you show me a picture of Big B’s ass one more time im gonna strangle you.
…Yet secretly, he enjoys asphyxiation.
Poppa…..I like it when you call me Big Poppa. Throw you’r hands in the air if you think your a playa….Poppa!