This morning at approximately 3am PST, our house was attacked by friendly fire. It seems as if Fitz thought it would be funny to unload cases of toilet paper on our house and cars. The front door was tied shut with our garden hose and trash was dumped all over our yard. No one was spared in the attack. Potter, his girlfriend, Garland, our roommate Brian, myself all felt the wrath of Fitz and his accomplices.
Just when we thought we saw it all, we noticed that the backyard was hit as well. I guess the front yard wasn’t enough Fitz, so he dumped all our yard waste everywhere and added a nice coating of TP.
This was all completely random and out of no where. Nothing quite like being woken up at 6am to see your house covered in TP and trash. It took almost 2 hours to clean up all the shit! Don’t think this is over. Things have only just begun. Retaliation plans have already begun and it isn’t going to be pretty. Pay back is a bitch Jimmy. IT’S ON!!!!
What would your plan for retaliation be?
- Metal Mulisha Team