Posted By Tedesco  |  May 22, 2009

tphouse01 Friendly Fire!!!
This morning at approximately 3am PST, our house was attacked by friendly fire. It seems as if Fitz thought it would be funny to unload cases of toilet paper on our house and cars. The front door was tied shut with our garden hose and trash was dumped all over our yard. No one was spared in the attack. Potter, his girlfriend, Garland, our roommate Brian, myself all felt the wrath of Fitz and his accomplices.
tphouse02 Friendly Fire!!!
Just when we thought we saw it all, we noticed that the backyard was hit as well. I guess the front yard wasn’t enough Fitz, so he dumped all our yard waste everywhere and added a nice coating of TP.
tphouse03 Friendly Fire!!!
This was all completely random and out of no where. Nothing quite like being woken up at 6am to see your house covered in TP and trash. It took almost 2 hours to clean up all the shit! Don’t think this is over. Things have only just begun. Retaliation plans have already begun and it isn’t going to be pretty. Pay back is a bitch Jimmy. IT’S ON!!!!
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tphouse05 Friendly Fire!!!
What would your plan for retaliation be?

47 Responses to “Friendly Fire!!!”

  1. dee says:

    a swift punch in the face..

  2. Navy says:

    TeePee is an old school classic, but what if it all got wet? It would be so much harder to clean up. Luckily there were no eggs. We used to sprinkle popcorn kernals over the lawn, but if it’s all in fun, I wouldn’t recommend it. Maybe just inflate a bunch of condoms and tie them to the trees and such.

  3. BRAD says:

    THAT WAS LEGENDARY, BUY HIM A BEER.

  4. AJ says:

    switch the locks on his house secretly? post his number on a piece of paper in a very public place lol.

  5. AJ says:

    or pull a twitch. poop in his trash cans at his house lol or w.e.

  6. cj says:

    a dump truck full of shit on his front door

  7. shitfuck says:

    have sex with his wife!!!hahahahaha

  8. chris says:

    fill a big trash can with water, tilt it up against his front door, and ring the door bell. he opens the door and gets knocked down by a waterfall

    • momomomotoX says:

      or even better tilt a trash-filled trash can up against the door ring doorbell run away and then kabam! he’s littered

  9. danny says:

    ha ha ha funny lol

  10. joe gunn says:

    just loosen all the spokes on his front and back tire of his dirtbike and have chris tedesco come take a “photo shoot” and watch jimmy eat shit on like a superfilp……… to extreme???

  11. TS_KID says:

    Ahaha! I am sorry that is freaking great! All I have to say is saran wrap!!

    • AJ says:

      yo yea dude saran wrap his gear to his bike then put it in his truck then saran wrap his bike to his truck if you get waht im saying lol

  12. Aaron says:

    Ha ha ha ha take a shit on his doorstep and ring the bell? Or you could just donkey punch him in the taint.

  13. Ellana says:

    the wheather is getting hot soo i would let eggs sit outside for a week and then attack! theres always the classic water over the door trick lol but don’t use water in this case….put a super embarrising photo out into the public well boys whatever you decide to do…MAKE IT GOOD

  14. BOBBY says:

    All I have to say is HOLY MUTHA ! Damn, he killed it and half the rain forest! This would be WAR for me! This meaning don’t get mad – get even!

    Step1. Make it seem to the prankster that you’ve forgotten about his prank. You want to lure him into a false sense of security.

    Step 2. Find out what your victim’s weakness is. It could be a prize possession, a taste in food or entertainment, an attraction to another person or an embarrassing moment from the past.

    Step 3. Set up your “get even” prank. A stink bomb in his car, embarrassing tapes or dorky photos from his youth, or a false love letter that will lure him into a trap.

    Step 4. Make sure you get him in similar way that he got you. If he humiliated you in public, you want to do the same.

    Reverse Psychology:

    Step 1. Start by telling the prankster he’ll be sorry for what he’s done. This will plant the belief that you’re going to get back at him.

    Step 2. Tell him you’re not going to do anything a few days later. Say you’ve chosen to “be the better man.” Now he’ll really think you’re trying to trick him.

    Step 3. Do nothing. Every time your “victim” asks when you’re going to play the trick, repeat that you’re not.

    Step 4. Watch your victim make a fool of himself and enjoy every moment. If everything works, he’ll be looking over his shoulder all the time, tearing things up and trying anything to stay ahead of a prank that’s not coming

    IF ALL THINKS FAIL – - BUY HIM A BEER AND TELL HIM THERE IS ALWAYS A NEXT TIME!

  15. laxzilla says:

    lease a billboard by a busy highway and put his cell phone digits on it and then after 5-10 minutes, he’ll be bombarded with text messages and calls

  16. poop on his chest and call it poop sex

  17. KATHY LOZA says:

    he could have done better!!!!!! lol hey at least it didn’t rain yeah?

  18. Noelth says:

    The old egg white in a beer always is a good one, almost always good for a hurling good time. Nice job on the T.P. job though you gotta admit… At keast he was cool enough not to hose it all down. All that and nobody heard any of the laughing going on during the attack… Make up fliers for a lost Star Trek lunch box with a large reward posted and the statement Heartbroken and Priceless with his cell # Order a subscription to a gay porno mag in the name of Fitzy and send it to his moms house. Sorry Fitz but I know a million of them…

  19. Noelital says:

    The old egg white in a beer always is a good one, almost always works for a hurling good time. Nice job on the T.P. job though you gotta admit… At least he was cool enough not to hose it all down. All that and nobody heard any of the laughing going on during the attack… Make up fliers for a lost Star Trek lunch box with a large reward posted and the statement Heartbroken and Priceless with his cell # Order a subscription to a gay porno mag in the name of Fitzzy and send it to his moms house. Sorry Fitz but I know a million of them…

  20. Noelital says:

    The old egg white in a beer always is a good one, almost always works for a hurling good time. Nice job on the T.P. job though you gotta admit… At least he was cool enough not to hose it all down. All that and nobody heard any of the laughing going on during the attack… Make up fliers for a lost Star Trek lunch box with a large reward posted and the statement Heartbroken and Priceless with his cell # Order a subscription to a gay porno mag in the name of Fitzzy and send it to his moms house. Sorry Fitz but I know a million of them… Lucky none of you know where I live and H.B. is to far for a drunk drive…

  21. Noelital says:

    The old egg white in a beer always is a good one, almost always works for a hurling good time. Nice job on the T.P. job though you gotta admit… At least he was cool enough not to hose it all down. All that and nobody heard any of the laughing going on during the attack… Make up fliers for a lost Star Trek lunch box with a large reward posted and the statement Heartbroken and Priceless with his cell # Order a subscription to a gay porno mag in the name of Fitzzy and send it to his moms house. Sorry Fitz but I know a million of them… Lucky none of you know where I live and H.B. is to far for a drunk drive… I’m sure Harry Otter and friends will come up with something ridiculous to make him pay.

  22. Noelital says:

    WTF why did it just stretch out my post four times…

  23. seth allred says:

    Crap on a plate and leave it on his doorstep. Include a note saying Bon Appetite!!

  24. Buck says:

    Hey who’s house is this? and is that a BMX foam pit ramp in the back? also that is the tightest (black) van ever.

  25. MOTOARMY says:

    How about some mentos in a 2 liter gag- you tube video available to teach you how to set it up

  26. Ricky says:

    invite everyone to a party at the home of Fitz, a gay party

  27. lol..take ur revenge..it is oh so sweet

  28. Jared says:

    Take 10 black trash bags, Fill them with shredded paper and dump them all over lawns, vehicles and what ever else you can. Wet them down! Take bleach and do designs in the lawn it kills the grass. Place two 50 gal drums against the door filled with muddy water DO NOT RING THE DOOR BELL! This is crucial! You want that to be his first reaction to be pissed that hes covered in muddy water then see the carnage and mayhem you have reeked upon his home!

  29. mud hog says:

    Here is wat u do u invite him to go camping and u catch fish but when u clean them dont throw away the guts so when he gose to his tent and is asleep dump the fish guts on him man i saw bam do that it was hystarical

  30. salman says:

    چرامن که عاشق گروه متال مولیشا هستم به فارسی بهم جواب نمیده؟

  31. Nic Samuels says:

    back in high school me and some buddies got a cow and put it on the top floor of our school ( using an elivator ) cows wont go down stairs and they shit a lot when they are scared hahahahaha

  32. AlexCRF250x says:

    Ok this is a trick i lurned to mess with some one.
    Take pelit gun bb’s and put them in the valve
    stems of cars, dirt bikes, trailers, any thing.
    And then screw on the valve stem cap.
    On a honda civic this trick takes 20 minuts
    to deflate a fully inflated tire. It works so well
    And if you really want to screw them over do
    this to the spare tires also.

  33. Cole says:

    Grab his trash can fill it up with water lean it against his front door and kock on the door run away and hide in the bushes and laugh ur ass off this is called a waterfall

  34. $oBeRiDa4908 says:

    I WOULD DUCK TAPE HIS TRUCK ALL THE WAY AROUND, THEN I WOULD GET A BUNCH OF TOILET PAPER WADS AND HIT UP HIS HOUSE ,…MAKE SURE YOU GET HIS ROOF..
    ITS SUMMER THELL DRIE HELLA , FAST.. ITS A PAIN IN THE ASS.

    :) :):):):)):):)):):):):):):)::):):) GO BIG OR GO HOME!!!

  35. Eddie Jr. says:

    Pour instant mashed potates all over his lawn when the sprinklers turn on lol they will all puff up and its a bitch to clean

  36. HAHA best payback ever Take some tools for this one,

    Go and steal all there car,truck,rv,golf cart,dirtbike wheels it takes some time and skills then saran wrap there cars just make sure its not to hot out or the saran wrap will shrink and fuck up the mirrors and paint and other shit

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  38. MhmMOMMA says:

    The best idea ever is to stick 2000 forks all over their yard…they look like little white rats all over their yard and it will take them forever to take them all out….or unroll toilet paper all over their front yard so it looks like snow and secure it down with 2000 forks!! That would be awesome!! And if you are looking for some really good payback, get the toilet paper wet after you lay it down…they will have to get all the forks up before they can get the toilet paper up!! it would be amazing!! Or even do Saran over the TP and then secure it with forks!!

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