This morning at approximately 3am PST, our house was attacked by friendly fire. It seems as if Fitz thought it would be funny to unload cases of toilet paper on our house and cars. The front door was tied shut with our garden hose and trash was dumped all over our yard. No one was spared in the attack. Potter, his girlfriend, Garland, our roommate Brian, myself all felt the wrath of Fitz and his accomplices.
Just when we thought we saw it all, we noticed that the backyard was hit as well. I guess the front yard wasn’t enough Fitz, so he dumped all our yard waste everywhere and added a nice coating of TP.
This was all completely random and out of no where. Nothing quite like being woken up at 6am to see your house covered in TP and trash. It took almost 2 hours to clean up all the shit! Don’t think this is over. Things have only just begun. Retaliation plans have already begun and it isn’t going to be pretty. Pay back is a bitch Jimmy. IT’S ON!!!!
What would your plan for retaliation be?
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a swift punch in the face..
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TeePee is an old school classic, but what if it all got wet? It would be so much harder to clean up. Luckily there were no eggs. We used to sprinkle popcorn kernals over the lawn, but if it’s all in fun, I wouldn’t recommend it. Maybe just inflate a bunch of condoms and tie them to the trees and such.
THAT WAS LEGENDARY, BUY HIM A BEER.
switch the locks on his house secretly? post his number on a piece of paper in a very public place lol.
or pull a twitch. poop in his trash cans at his house lol or w.e.
a dump truck full of shit on his front door
have sex with his wife!!!hahahahaha
fill a big trash can with water, tilt it up against his front door, and ring the door bell. he opens the door and gets knocked down by a waterfall
or even better tilt a trash-filled trash can up against the door ring doorbell run away and then kabam! he’s littered
ha ha ha funny lol
just loosen all the spokes on his front and back tire of his dirtbike and have chris tedesco come take a “photo shoot” and watch jimmy eat shit on like a superfilp……… to extreme???
lol thats a bit extreme
Ahaha! I am sorry that is freaking great! All I have to say is saran wrap!!
yo yea dude saran wrap his gear to his bike then put it in his truck then saran wrap his bike to his truck if you get waht im saying lol
Ha ha ha ha take a shit on his doorstep and ring the bell? Or you could just donkey punch him in the taint.
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the wheather is getting hot soo i would let eggs sit outside for a week and then attack! theres always the classic water over the door trick lol but don’t use water in this case….put a super embarrising photo out into the public well boys whatever you decide to do…MAKE IT GOOD
All I have to say is HOLY MUTHA ! Damn, he killed it and half the rain forest! This would be WAR for me! This meaning don’t get mad – get even!
Step1. Make it seem to the prankster that you’ve forgotten about his prank. You want to lure him into a false sense of security.
Step 2. Find out what your victim’s weakness is. It could be a prize possession, a taste in food or entertainment, an attraction to another person or an embarrassing moment from the past.
Step 3. Set up your “get even” prank. A stink bomb in his car, embarrassing tapes or dorky photos from his youth, or a false love letter that will lure him into a trap.
Step 4. Make sure you get him in similar way that he got you. If he humiliated you in public, you want to do the same.
Reverse Psychology:
Step 1. Start by telling the prankster he’ll be sorry for what he’s done. This will plant the belief that you’re going to get back at him.
Step 2. Tell him you’re not going to do anything a few days later. Say you’ve chosen to “be the better man.” Now he’ll really think you’re trying to trick him.
Step 3. Do nothing. Every time your “victim” asks when you’re going to play the trick, repeat that you’re not.
Step 4. Watch your victim make a fool of himself and enjoy every moment. If everything works, he’ll be looking over his shoulder all the time, tearing things up and trying anything to stay ahead of a prank that’s not coming
IF ALL THINKS FAIL – - BUY HIM A BEER AND TELL HIM THERE IS ALWAYS A NEXT TIME!
wat book you get that out of lol qwite interseting
growing up in the country gave tons of time to think crazy shit up … Learned from early age don’t get mad – get even! All for fun — life is to short!
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lease a billboard by a busy highway and put his cell phone digits on it and then after 5-10 minutes, he’ll be bombarded with text messages and calls
poop on his chest and call it poop sex
na fuck that i would shit right in his mouth when hes sleeping
he could have done better!!!!!! lol hey at least it didn’t rain yeah?
The old egg white in a beer always is a good one, almost always good for a hurling good time. Nice job on the T.P. job though you gotta admit… At keast he was cool enough not to hose it all down. All that and nobody heard any of the laughing going on during the attack… Make up fliers for a lost Star Trek lunch box with a large reward posted and the statement Heartbroken and Priceless with his cell # Order a subscription to a gay porno mag in the name of Fitzy and send it to his moms house. Sorry Fitz but I know a million of them…
The old egg white in a beer always is a good one, almost always works for a hurling good time. Nice job on the T.P. job though you gotta admit… At least he was cool enough not to hose it all down. All that and nobody heard any of the laughing going on during the attack… Make up fliers for a lost Star Trek lunch box with a large reward posted and the statement Heartbroken and Priceless with his cell # Order a subscription to a gay porno mag in the name of Fitzzy and send it to his moms house. Sorry Fitz but I know a million of them…
The old egg white in a beer always is a good one, almost always works for a hurling good time. Nice job on the T.P. job though you gotta admit… At least he was cool enough not to hose it all down. All that and nobody heard any of the laughing going on during the attack… Make up fliers for a lost Star Trek lunch box with a large reward posted and the statement Heartbroken and Priceless with his cell # Order a subscription to a gay porno mag in the name of Fitzzy and send it to his moms house. Sorry Fitz but I know a million of them… Lucky none of you know where I live and H.B. is to far for a drunk drive…
The old egg white in a beer always is a good one, almost always works for a hurling good time. Nice job on the T.P. job though you gotta admit… At least he was cool enough not to hose it all down. All that and nobody heard any of the laughing going on during the attack… Make up fliers for a lost Star Trek lunch box with a large reward posted and the statement Heartbroken and Priceless with his cell # Order a subscription to a gay porno mag in the name of Fitzzy and send it to his moms house. Sorry Fitz but I know a million of them… Lucky none of you know where I live and H.B. is to far for a drunk drive… I’m sure Harry Otter and friends will come up with something ridiculous to make him pay.
WTF why did it just stretch out my post four times…
Crap on a plate and leave it on his doorstep. Include a note saying Bon Appetite!!
Hey who’s house is this? and is that a BMX foam pit ramp in the back? also that is the tightest (black) van ever.
How about some mentos in a 2 liter gag- you tube video available to teach you how to set it up
invite everyone to a party at the home of Fitz, a gay party
lol..take ur revenge..it is oh so sweet
Take 10 black trash bags, Fill them with shredded paper and dump them all over lawns, vehicles and what ever else you can. Wet them down! Take bleach and do designs in the lawn it kills the grass. Place two 50 gal drums against the door filled with muddy water DO NOT RING THE DOOR BELL! This is crucial! You want that to be his first reaction to be pissed that hes covered in muddy water then see the carnage and mayhem you have reeked upon his home!
Here is wat u do u invite him to go camping and u catch fish but when u clean them dont throw away the guts so when he gose to his tent and is asleep dump the fish guts on him man i saw bam do that it was hystarical
چرامن که عاشق گروه متال مولیشا هستم به فارسی بهم جواب نمیده؟
back in high school me and some buddies got a cow and put it on the top floor of our school ( using an elivator ) cows wont go down stairs and they shit a lot when they are scared hahahahaha
Ok this is a trick i lurned to mess with some one.
Take pelit gun bb’s and put them in the valve
stems of cars, dirt bikes, trailers, any thing.
And then screw on the valve stem cap.
On a honda civic this trick takes 20 minuts
to deflate a fully inflated tire. It works so well
And if you really want to screw them over do
this to the spare tires also.
Grab his trash can fill it up with water lean it against his front door and kock on the door run away and hide in the bushes and laugh ur ass off this is called a waterfall
I WOULD DUCK TAPE HIS TRUCK ALL THE WAY AROUND, THEN I WOULD GET A BUNCH OF TOILET PAPER WADS AND HIT UP HIS HOUSE ,…MAKE SURE YOU GET HIS ROOF..
ITS SUMMER THELL DRIE HELLA , FAST.. ITS A PAIN IN THE ASS.
Pour instant mashed potates all over his lawn when the sprinklers turn on lol they will all puff up and its a bitch to clean
HAHA best payback ever Take some tools for this one,
Go and steal all there car,truck,rv,golf cart,dirtbike wheels it takes some time and skills then saran wrap there cars just make sure its not to hot out or the saran wrap will shrink and fuck up the mirrors and paint and other shit