I Was just digging through the mess of junk on my desk and found a couple FREE Osiris Shoe Citations. Well, they’re not doing anyone any good just sitting here, so figured I’d just give them away and get them on some feet. Best 2 captions on this photo of Garland in the Journey BBQ Tour Gallery will earn some free Osiris’!
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put on a franger to stop a ranger
Mom always said to have good posture
“so after winning the 8th grade science fair with your exhibit on gravity…how do you feel ?” Garland: “I’m going to Disneyland!!!”
“those were some sick tricks out there who would you like to thank today”…..”i would like to thank rockstar, alpinestar, the mulisha, and cant forget about MACY’S”
thats sweet. I want those
“those were awesome tricks man! what were they?”….. “Well Lil Buddy first I did a BIG POPPA WHEELIE then i pulled my self a lil NIC NAC and then my nex trick was an ANKLE CLICKER. Oh and i gotta thank my sponsor OSIRIS SHOES for keepin my feet soo dam COMFY. its like walkin ona cloud….GARLAND RULES!!!!”
so without your boots on were just about the same size ?
How do you like my sexy pose? Does it make me look good for the carmera?
Are you serious kid?… you’re making fun of me…!? And there’s no tape in your dad’s camera?.. . WTF!!!
Am i getting punked?
Seriously kid, hurry this up…I have to take the biggest duece!
Heck yeah there are chicks in the truck, let’s go, bring your dad.
red head boy:your not twitch are you? Garland:umm no why? Camera guy:(takes a deep breathe)damn wrong guy red head kid:well thank you for your time and for this interview red head and camera guy leave Garland looks around and is confused
HE THIS IS RYAN VILLIPOTO HERE WITH WITH GARLAND OF THE M/M .
HEY THIS IS RYAN VILLIPOTO HERE WITH GARLAND OF THE M/M
ARE YOU REALLY ASKING ME THAT QUESTION? NO…NEVER…. I’D NEVER WORK IN AN OFFICE BUILDING!
After this??? I’m going to Fitzland!!!!
Are you almost done, I gota take a dump!
God I’d give anything for a drink, But I’d give my Goddamn soul if i can get those free osiris shoes
id do just about anything to have thoes osiris shoes to keep me comfy i need some new ones, my vans r all worn out. PLEASE!!!!!
BTW your guys at the monster trucks in sonoma county were awseome. my friend will never forget that kiss, i just wish i got one!
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well thank you Mr. Garland for your time. This is all the time wee have this week, I’m Peter Patterson with Ginger Kids News Network, see ya next time.”
I don’t know what you’re talking about, bro…… she said she was 18.