So 1 week ago we offered up this autographed Jeremy Lusk banner to whoever convinced us they deserved it in the blog comments. Well, we got about 280 comments–way more than we expected! We wanted a true Mulisha fan to win, but also wanted to see a ton of funny shit! Read through the comments, there is plenty of funny shit and we like that!
So…drum roll please…the winner is…13 year old Alan Shao!
Alan’s comment was like a lot of other people’s comments, but Alan posted this sick video that he made of him riding in the woods that made the difference! That must have taken some serious time setting up the camera in all those angles, and the YX80 is sick!
And now the honorable mention section! Each of these winners will get a FREE Metal Mulisha tee of their choice and a pair of Osiris Shoes! Click the name to read their comments.
- keith – Keith left the first, and arguably the funniest, comment of the whole contest. We almost gave him the win! Lucky for us he didn’t send a video! Keith, we can’t help you with your chronic boners, but we can send you a FREE tee shirt!
- Nick – Nick was going to use the banner as a “panty dropper” for the chicks. Sorry you didn’t get the banner, but hopefully a fresh new MM shirt will help get the babes panties off!
- Justin – Justin was all over the blog with tons of offensive, funny-ass comments…we liked the David Copperfield one the best! Justin, you earned it!
- Josh – Josh is a dumb ass who’s parents think he’s stupid and can’t win anything. They’re probably right about him being stupid, but now he can say he won something–even if it is just a tee shirt!
- Kathy Loza – She’s a chick. We needed a chick winner and she always leaves blog comments, so her metalmulisha.com loyalty is now being rewarded! Congrats Kathy!
If you didn’t win this time, well, suck it up! There will be plenty more chances to win FREE Metal Mulisha junk in the near future, so stay on the look out!
nice he did put some serious work. he dezerves it
I dont play baseball i ride dirtbikes Pussyyyyy
” Twitch”
first off id like to thank god,
and my family for always being there for me…
ha jk.
thanks guys for the number 2 spot!
appreciated.
congrats kathy! ahahaha thats so sick man. 6 winners dayum thats why i love the mulisha.
hell fucking yeah i fucking won WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i would like to congratulate m/m for giving me my ffirst win hahahahahahah
well i didnt win but i got honorable mention
good enough
pfff should a been achick with a lame comment…might hav won some free shit
Kathy puts in some serious work bitch, shes always commenting on utube and the m/m site
congratz to the winners! Next time I’ll grab a trophy !
ha, yea right, Kethy works hard and she always has the mulishas back…ur just jealous bobo
A.fuck you “bobo the clown! and also hoow about you get off my dick!….HA (inside joke)
B.i sent more than one comment….stupid cunt!
C.i do always have the mulishas back no matter what and i recently have been defending twitch so fuck off
D. i earned it and your just jealous so go fuck your mother thank you and goodbye!
HAHAHA. defending twitch,, DAMN STRAIGHT! haha story of our lives.
hah calm down chick with a dick
lol, wow…u need to chill out clown boy!!…kathy is the shit and u really need to just accept that…
hahaha
ok well im done here have a nice day/night bobo
metal mulisha is THE shit!
well, just wanna throw my congrats to the winners out there!! and dont b jealous cuz a girl won…if anything we represent harder than a lot of the guys out there!!! MM for life and have a great night everyone!!!
GAY!!Big deal that little kid sucks!!He dosent even get out of 2 gear!!And the kid isnt even reppin any mulisha any were on him or his bike!!!Theres way more true mulisha fans out there!!
ok, i thought i was done, but then this guy had to come and hate on this kid…i dont care what he says, u deserve it Alan!! and now i say goodnight…
Hey Tom, I didn’t see anyone else taking their time to post a video of themself. He’s 13 year old and can’t get out of 2nd gear?? So what?!
Congratz Alan.
Ah gessh! Well, congrats Alan. *Sigh*
My Bad about the last post of the fuck you…lol….but i am gonna still write you guys with my random rants! I’d like to do an editorial of events for you guys…if you like it you can post it…kinda like the angry event correspondent…like if the judges are assholes etc….let me know..You Fuckin Guys Rock! Now Send The Shit Fuckers!
Thanks Again Guys! Didn’t know if i’d win somethin or get banned!…either way it was fun!
Justin, just when i think u couldnt b any dumber, u go and pull something like this…any TOTALLY redeem urself…way to put in the effort and get something out of it!!!
Thanks Amy you Dim Witted Cum Guzzler! See I’m a winner and you will always be a glaring model of Mediocrity..Your Not winning should not be a surprise…your whole life has been filled with Failures and Disappointments. I would rip you apart for all the Grammatical errors in your posts especially your last one, but that would be like kicking a puppy ( not that I’m opposed to kicking puppies) So to sum this up leave the winning to winners…please focus on the failed Marriage and Childrens futures you are destroying..I’m sure thats a full time job!..I Told You Fucking People…I Win Send The Shit Fuckers!
“just when i htink you coulent be any dumber, you go and pull something like this…and totally redeem yourself”
oh thats classic! hahahaha
*think
*couldnt
sorry i cant type!
Kathy…I never aimed any of my verbal assaults towards you ( maybe I did but I don’t think so) but I digress…please do not condone Amy’s mind numbing post…it wasn’t funny and had no redeeming value..just sour grapes from a LOSER..keep it up Kathy and the crosshairs of hate and the verbal mind fuck that will follow will be aimed directly at you. I do not want to do that to a person who The MM deemed a winner…but I will without hesitation or remorse for my actions..So stay Skinny Babycakes..Nobody likes a Fat Mouthy Bitch
hey im not sour Justin…i was basically saying congrats to you with a quote…sorry that ya took it the wrong way…
No Worries Amy! I’m just a bitter Asshole who always has and always will take things the wrong way…As a matter of fact I come from a long line of Bitter Assholes it’s just in my DNA..That being said I stand by what I wrote! Good luck with the failed Marriages and The Future Felons your raising…LOL..J/K…Better luck next time Loserrrrrrrrrrrr!
haha, thanks…
haha your too funny justin! i think i love you!
haha ok not really but whatever…..lol
im gonna buy u guys a beer…cuz ur just makin my day better!!
not really, but ya kno what i mean..too young for beer
Amy send both beers to Kathy’s end of the bar..I’m getting her good and drunk then guess who I’m fucking tonite!…And Amy if you like can you say Threesome…A Justin Sandwich if you will!…Damn this contest has been fun!
lol…ur too funny…this contest was fun…when the hell are you guys gonna give away more free shit??
hahahaha you wish justin lol
yes i must agree with both of you it has been fun and amusing!
ha too young for beer my ass! actually i hate beer send the alcohol please! hell yeah!
alright ill throw one ur way loza…lol…beer tastes like shit in my opinion…but alcohol in general is alright..woot woot…its thirsty thursday!!!
hell yeah!
Hey This is Alan Shao the winner, Did Deegan post this, cause if he did that would be even more sick. Deegan is my favorite rider of all time.
Alan 2
Alan its The General sick vid stoked u took the time to shoot it u could be the next Rambo.
Fuck…I may be a dick…but i’m glad The General took the time to personally talk to the kid! After all we have to give back to the ” Chilren” And Alan looking at the video I saw your parents house…when they die you will be loadedddddd. So even if the Rambo/Metal Mulisha gig doesn’t work out, you and their money will be just fine! Unless I get there to rob the place…I mean help you train….Whats your address? Congrats On Life You Little Fucker!
Hey Deegan i really appreciate it. You are my hero. Thanks so Much
wow, Deegan totally just made that kids day! for like the second time this week…
Amy….Shhh it may have not been the General. Click on the red MM General it takes you to some Minnesota site. If it isn’t don’t tell Alan…kinda like Santa eating the cookies. If it isn’t we wouldn’t wanna break the poor kids heart ( well, I would let me find out it ain’t The General..I will dash the little fuckers hopes and dreams..you see his parents house? I grew up poor as fuck and had to steal other poor fuckers broken bikes…I didn’t even know any rich fucks to steal from) Congrats All who won and Alan too. If it is The General that’s Fuckin Tight that you would write the kid…If it’s not then write the Fuckin Kid!
wow realllyyy
jk
yea, its a bit sketchy…if it wasnt deegan tho, then he really should write to the kid…and if someone was pretending to be the General…thats fuckin low…
justin, do you just come up with the shit you say on the spot or do you think about what your going to type? haha just wondering
It comes on the fly…just random thoughts that pass through my head! I can’t think this shit up! It just comes as I start writing! You should hear some of my commentary on contests The Mulisha enters and the Bullshit Donkey Judges who score them! And don’t even get me started on that Vaginal Secretion Travis Pastrana or Snobby White Chicks who flash Gang Signs and think they’re cute or Why The Bible was the biggest Fairy Tale ever Printed! If you like I have a blog of my thoughts it’s called THE WORLD AS I SEE IT I can send you the link…my email is justintkincaid@gmail.com
and thats why u dont tell a retarded child he can do anything he wants when he grows up…jk jk justin, but seriously…where the fuck do u come up with this shit? and i mean that in the best posible way…
OK I have been to nice for too long! People seem to be taking my glimpse of kindness for weakness! Amy shouldn’t you be bailing your Alcoholic Husband outta jail for slapping you around last night or loading up the Minvan to take the little bundles of joy to their Probation Officer because they snatched some old ladies purse and spray painted the local 7-11. All of this shit I write just comes to me, random thoughts and ramblings of a Mad Man…Just imagine being married to me and I say shit like this all day! You guys only get a small portion of just how fucked in the head I am!
ok my computer is being fucking stupid and it doesnt work then i click the link so idk? how old are you justin?
I am 34 years old. Thats old enough to teach you the TOBBOGAN…thats me fucking you doggy style at the top of the stairs, reaching down and knocking your arms out from underneath you and riding your ass to the bottom of the stairs!
OK…Kathy try to keep up I will write real slowwwwww. That is my email address send me an email and I will give you the link to the blog. I do not want every poster child for Pro-Choice reading my blog that reads this one…I’m really debating on wether or not you should be reading it!
your really 34?
and its a link i tried to click on the link but it was nott working but damn….
wow 34, ur like twice my age justin
Yes I am old, been riding before you Urchins Of Society were ever even thought about being concieved by your Daddy pumpin your Mommy in the back seat of that 1991 Hyundai Excel on a Boones Farm Induced Drunken Night! God Damn It Metal Mulisha Give Me a Job I already have Fans here…LOL
god your fucking hilarious! you might be old but your funny and and it couldnt be a 91 bc i was born on 90′ yeah i know not a big difference but whatever
justin, have you gotten an email or anything about the shirt or shoes you want??
Nope no word from The MM Boys…To their credit ,us bottom feeding leeches with our hands out probably are not their top priority! Their currently sitting in a top secret meeting discussing whether or not to let me start writing a column for them…That Cropley guy has alot to keep up with and could probably use my services. So don’t interrupt them with this mindless contest dribble. Give me a shot guys!
haha, ur funny justin
idk about you but i would like a free shirt and shoes bc i could sure us it! but how awesome would it be if they really asked you to write on here
that would be fuckin sweet if justin wrote on here
Ladies…Go to the Contact Us Section on The MM site and contact them and tell them you want to see me write for them. Tell them you’d get all your friends to read and buy shit. We can make this happen…LOL..Tell Them We Want Justin!!!!!!!
i just might…alot of my friends at the track would probably read words from u justin….we want justin!!!
You just might?….Don’t just watch the Revolution help start it!! Of course your friends would read it and so will lots of people! Contact The MM, contact your friends tell them to write in and shout it from the rooftops…We Want Justin Damn It!!!! Do It Fuckers!
ha no one around where i live knows metal mulisha …..sad to say
Thats why you start the Revolution…carry the message and wave the flag of the Metal Mulisha…Bring in new people and be the Ambassador of everything that Fuckin Rocks! Contact them tell them You Want Justin…Do It Now!!!!!
lol…yea, but excluding the guys at the track across the state lines, no one knows the metal mulisha and yup, i will get on startin this revolution of yours…
All who join and start this Revolution will get credit somewhere at sometime in one of my columns!!!
Ok Metal Mulisha…What if I could guarantee in the first column at least 150 new people who are Motocross enthusiasts to your website in the first week? If only 20 of those 150 bought a Tshirt at $22 bucks a tee thats an added $440.00 to Merchandise sales…Plus the reoccuring traffic and sales! Keep compounding that by word of mouth and this could be very lucrative for your sales, promotions and overall web traffic….Come On Guys Give Me A Shot!….Whats it gonna cost you….nada…pro bono till this thing shows results…Then shit i’d probably do it for shwag!! And the love of FMX and everything Mulisha!!!
k justin, i got the ball rollin…so hopefully they give ya a chance…and if not, u can still leave funny and ridiculous shit on their blogs
so i bet a lot fo u kno this, but they reset the polls for the fmxer of the year thingy and no one is voting, get out there and vote fo the Mulisha guys!!!! keep them in the top 4 and no one is voting for Robbie!!! so do whatever you have to do to make our boys win!!!! if that means going to the library and going from computer to compouter to put votes in, then u gotta do it!!!! Vote Lusk, Potter, twitch, and Maddison for FMXer of the year!!!!!!
http://motocross.transworld.net/you-decide-racer-and-fmxer-of-the-year/
MM 4 life!!!!!!
you people need lives and some friends that arent via internet!
Bobo….Should I surmise that you on a Sunday afternoon writing in to tell us to get real lives…Have a bountiful, fulfilling life? I would think not, also the fact that you identify and name your self after a clown is telling. Associative Identity Disorder…is the Medical term for it. Your life is so Fucking Wretched with Zero friends and not even a Real identity you come on here to chastise those who network. I won’t even take any more of my time to Lambaste you any further…You Fucking Cock Snot of Society…Go Fuck Ya Muddah
True that
well sorry for me ACTUALLY being able to get on the computer between my classes
hey, im just talkin to my buds…i think someone might b jealous!! but seriously get out and vote…cuz loza is winning…and robbie is at the bottom… http://motocross.transworld.net/?s=poll
haha lameo
Are you still coming here? BOBO….what your life not quite as fascinating as you thought? Your right BOBO Is Fucking LAMEO..AND BOBO IS HIS NAMEO…Fucking Twit!
im just gonna put it out there…vote!!!!
u kno where to go!!
and who to vote for!! show some love!!
http://motocross.transworld.net/you-decide-racer-and-fmxer-of-the-year/
MM 4 life!!
yeah i won something!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i finally won something!!!!!!
so when are the “honorable mentions” suppose to get their shit??? just wondering
And me, im wonering as well
wondering
Dude when are we gonna get our stufff??
I got it
holy shit i entered that contest late…
hahahaha
much love MM
Josh422