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a pic of me takin a pic!!!!!!!!
Ladies…Don’t run…I’m a Professional…Seriously…
Takatookapicataka! Now say THAT ten times fast!
whos the good lookin guy in that pic…oh wait its me
I think they let me back because they thought I was Brian Deegan… YAAAYYY FREE GEAR!!!! and i took a shot of the camera man… hahaha
ah rockstar enewgy drink n murisha remind me of razy boy frip i that i frip frequentry
“ahh, veddy good wih camara duel you are, my son!”
This is for my myspace – Traka
That dumb ass is pointing the camera the wrong way – guy in background
TAKA my picture
“hey lads” just look at this picture iv taken of my new teeth
I’m not Japanese…I JUST DLIVE A ROUSY!!!
You better watch out for my 9’s on my shirt. If that don’t do it my bouncer in the background will.
“Taka, what did I tell you about looking at porn on your camera phone in public?”
” Don’t move sweet heart” All my friends on myspace will think your mine!….Don’t put your shirt back on!
WHOA dudes look a camera
eyes like a chinese,im drinkin on a heini,im ridin drtbikes,any party you can find me.
GET SOME!!
Let me try to take a picture of this hott chick before she sees me and runs away. But i gotta act natural and Smile!
yo this pic is awesome new member of metal mulisha BEAST You know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i bet hes better than you!
Look at that guy wit a camera he must be a pro! He is awsome.
AHHH HA….I wonder if i take a picture of Twitch flipn and send it to some ladies they’ll think its me….
HEY TAKA THAT GOD DAMN CAMERA OUTA MY FACE!
Metal Mulisha Asians taking photos…total cliche….
MYYYSSSSPAAAACCEEE!
take picture it will last longer
panda express make me smile soo BIG. now only if i had a chinese food sponsor i could eat for free, and think of home : )
ok heres a few:
Taka son say, “Daaaaaaaaamn, i’m good.”
Taka take a tart to go.
Taka! Straight off the boat and coming to your town!
Yeah, I’m TAKA Bitches! Now what?!
Taka, the Japanese Mulisha experience!
taka partys like a rockstar.
dude hes thaking a pic of u taking a pic of himself now thats wak
ya my body guards make sure im not taking free nudes to.
“Hey Deegan, don’t move. I have to show my friends on myspace what a Nebraskan looks like!”
Go ‘Skers!!
haha ur takin a pic of me but im takin a pic of a beautiful ass..
OH!!! wheres Ronnie Faisst I show Him Shui life style!!!!!
ahhh veddy good i take pic of deegan say hes my homie and get lotsa poontang ….
gotta show off my good looks and the sick grafics.
Ladies, seriously don’t leave! i’m almost done!
Alright, this is totally cool, I’m finally not seen as a nerd anymore! Wait till the guys at Sanrio see this, they’ll be so jealous!
me japanese me play joke me take pic you saya cheese!!
…..me rove you rong time!
Taka take picture…make ladies love me long dong time!!
Ahhh! Looka mi smilee! Give it to mi babyy! Work it! OhYeahh! …….. Waaii, Don run, Lemme take ya Pictua!!
im stiLL lame….but M.M is getting me Laid
Dude get out of the camra your freaken ugly ga
Taka taking a pic of deegan doing a sick 360
Potty like a WOKSTAR!! HAH!!
Taka taking some pictures of hot women, thats how the mulisha does it!
“hey im deep fryen deegan, i ride drit bikes”
DUUUUUDE CHEAK OUT THAT CHICK WITH NO SHIRT ON
How you work this thang???
fuck with the best get owned like the rest when you mess with taka !!!
Konichiwa bitches, come here and let me taka your picture!!
“I’m glad I’m not an Oscar Myer weiner
that is what I’d never wanna be
cuz if I was an Oscar Myer weiner…
there would be nothing left of me!!!”
hay ladies itsme brian deegans younger sexier brother. i’m thetrue king.
I “TAKA” picture with one hand, and “TAKA” pee pee on you with the other!
arrrr, i take a picture of you!!!!!!
hay ladies forget deegan i’m the real king of the mulisha
I’m the coolest kid on the block
Man if those two could see how stuck up they look.
chinese japanese dirty knees look at me!!!!!!!!!!
im down for tha mulisha
oh wow hot girls………verrrrryyyyy niiiiicccce
the camra man doesnt know that im taking a pic of him too he thinks im just posing
well i see what laughs he gets once i put it all over the internet…. yea…
Oh yeah, dat ass is going online!
CAN YOU FIND THE TOURIST?!
guys come on im a pro
You-san, are doing it wlong.
I am asian, therefore I must know Ninja!!!
Taka Posing Like A True RockStar!!!
A few..
I’m Vag-taka, and you are? (vag-tasic..from Superbad, haha)
He looka like a man (from asian lady on Mad TV)
im from japan and i cant use a kodak.. damn
takas bad
I’m a Famous Tourist! haha
I’m a FAMOUS Tourist! haha
say two stroke
you already know.
Ay Ladies!, Do you know im BIG in Japan?????
wow nice 1/2 naked chicks i must say them madians are not like women in my country wow… thats hot look at the grin on my face i wish i was fmx rider imagine all the chicks i would be getting…
got tha skillz to pay tha billz
Hold on dude! Let me take a pic of myself real quick. *little does he know the camera is backwards*
Taka gets some camera work in for the mulisha!
What a fag, I’m suprised Deegan let him on the team!
everything backward here, i love America
takin a picture of godzilla! j/k taka
all this picture needs to be perfect is an ice cold pomegranate rockstar!
Its not how you flip it, its how you stick it. then talk shit
Twitch my daddy
Holla @ a playa.
Come back baby, I swear I won’t really put these pics on the web and make your Porn Star Profile. Fine leave.
Shit there goes my whole weekend
Yo guys, check this out…..caught Pastrana with his pants down! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
whos that man in the reflecton in the camera…
he”s so sexy….o wate..
ITS ME.
Damn, I hope they don’t turn this into a caption contest…
Moshi Moshi my friends! On count of 3 please say METAL MULISHA!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey if you think I am Brian Deegan then he must be Taka. Oh wait here comes Deegan gotta go.
THIS is why I’m hot…BITCHES!!!!
OH! Dis gonna be sicka dan Rionel Litchey concert!
GODZILLA!!!!
Ha Ha ! Look Like wonnie wenner!
DAMN!!!that chick got top and bottom
HAHAHHAA, gIRLS GONE WILD ANIT GOT SHIT ON THA TAKA, AND THA MULISHA!!!!
ahahahahaha u smile fora pikture u maka me raff!
LMAO. THOSE GUNZ ON HIS SHIRT ARNT REAL, BUT THE ONES ON THE GUY BEHIND HIM ARE…
Look real Picture in Picture!!!!!!
I go real fast, Taka a ride on my chopstick!
This is where i take booty shot and my dong went bong ah hah aha ha.. go U S of A..
I never thought taking a picture could be so much fun
WANNA BE TWITCH!!
‘my best brian impersonation.’
Made in Japan and representing the Metal Mulshia in the U.S.
howry shit thats me damn im goodlookin
Made in Japan and representing the Metal Mulisha in the U.S.
look its a picture of me will im taking a picture of me
Taka snappin pics for the new ” Mulisha Maidens Gone Wild”
ahhh yes, finally! proof that I effin rule muthaf**kers!
Dude, I fucking hate tourists.
Sup ladies? Smile for the camera, Taka love you looooong time!
next brian deegan right here baby!!!…F*** yall
YAYEAH…IM HANGIN’ WIT METO M’ WISHA IS BADASS! CHECK IT OUT YEAH!
CONTROVERSEY REALLY DOES SELL
partying the rockstar way
somkin hot Taka is taking a picture of his his buddy DEEGAN with some fans…haha…taka your fucking sick…and the METAL MULISHA IS TAKING OVER!!
Look at me looking at you
Damn paparazzi…. how do you like me taking photos of you…. huh…
To much time upside down leaves Taka being easilly ammused by a camara.
Straight Chillin’
now thats a GREAT ASS.. He must work out.
Hey Fool Go Ask This Chick If Her Name is ,Franklin Bin Shitead And to F*** Me If Im Wrong!
hay hay look at this im buds with the Metal Mulisha. na realy i am thats why some of them are way back there in this picture. lol
I think im turning japanese, I think im turning japanese, I really think so!!!!!
wow half naked chicks nice the maidens don’t look like the girls where i live dam i want to do fmx sooo i can be surround by hot chicks this pixs are sooo hot look at my expression on my face……yeowziers
would you add me on my space!!!!!
i got eye surgury and denture the same day dam im lucky
I’m not takin radon pics of the mulisha, I need to study deegan so I can be JUST LIKE HIM!!
Opps the camra was facing the wrong way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HEY GUYS! check out my new camera I just bought it off some bum for 5 bucks and still cant figure out why it doesnt work.
Smile for me Deegan, lemme see your grill!
It’s Taka Titty Tuesday, now show me yours!
Bet!! This Metal Mulisha Hottie can “Taka” Good Pic!
Say CHEEEEEEEZZZZEEEEE!
Metal Mulisha! First and foremost. “I got ya picta, I got ya picta. I get a docta to taka a picta so i can look at you from inside as well. I here you ,laughing and theres no one else around” HAHA the song! Turning japanese! MM
how the fuck do you work this? in japan we have air-cameras.
“if you tilt the camera in the sun juuuuust right, you can see naked ladies in the photo.”
Hmmmmmmmmmmm ok, It’s all good. Just makin sure I have nothing in my teeth … I still look like a Rockstar…. baby……
I take your picture, I take your picture…. Now smile say cheese
Ohh So sorry Potter-san, I thought you say get me fresh picture not pitcher
But but but i swear she was at least 16 look look!!!
Hey I can put this thing together in two seconds but I didn’t say I could run the f*#ker!
come on laidies you get a free t-shirt if u show me those good old american tities
This is actually my sister shirt.
Ha! Gotcha Deegan! Now I can blow up your sexy ass pic and paste it above my bed so I see your FACE when I go to bed at night! You’re me HERO!
me and this camera both come from japan..
and kick soo much as everyone wants a pic of us.
Is that Pastrana’s mom topless??? I better get a picture for the guys!!!
Is that Pastrana’s Mom topless??? I better get a picture for the guys…
Taka`s first trip to an FMX event……
Damn, Deegan hookin up with a random ass chick, i gotta take a pic of this, this shit deserves to go on MYSPACE!!!!! hahaha Deegan your screwed!
Im sure glad I have the protection of the Metal Mulisha now so I can really Make an ass of myself.
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, himitsu wo shiri tai.
Hey Bitch GEt out My PIc
Me Luv You Long Time!
holy sheep skinners!!!!!!!!! grandma left me with some bomb ass chompers, and they fit perfectly
Holy crap, It’s the Metal Mulisha and I only have one camera!!!! I am disgrace to my family!!!!!
hey ladies the great wall aint the only thing comin out of asia
correction
hey ladies the great wall aint the only big thing coming out of asia
do my teeth look ok?
Dude, i thought you said i had something in my teeth.
a pic. of me taken a hella sic pic. of my good friend do a back flip Nac-Nac
I can see down your shirt now let me get some pics
dis is wat u tool wit in meal mulisha!! u Like??
ONLY IN AMERICA!!!!
Oohh imagine that a japense person taking a picture!!
Hold up, guys…I need to Taka ‘nother picture!!
YES !! MY PLAN IS WORKING…… THIS CAMERA IS WELL EQUIPED WITH NITROUS OXIDE…HEHEHE
THOSE BOYS ARE GOING DOWN LAUGHING…AH HA ..IT’S NOW THE CRUSTY HIGASHINOS kREW!!
WERE THE HELL ARE MY SHUKU GURLS….
You Taka to me?…….No, I no Taka to you, I Taka you Picta
Ohhhhh You take a picture!?!?!?!? Not this time!!
Alright Now I am in a parallel universe Time to take over the world one drycleaner at a time. What the hell is a parallel universe. Lets ride. Braaaap
Wax off on this Mr Miyagi- Ya Mulisha Style!!! BAAR BAAR !!!!!
Hey Look My Camera is made in Japan too!!!
Look at that zit on your forehead ill take a picture to show you….
ITS HUGE!!!
Look at Taka! Bro’s can be Japanese, too!
Hey let me put you on myspace
HEY DEEGAN !!! …………. say CHEESE!!!
( Enjoy, kids.)
Despite dominating the international technological market, the Japanese haven’t yet mastered some of the more functional aspects of their products.
—OR—
In Japan, public urination is not only acceptable, it is also seen as a rare photographic opportunity. Pictured here, renowned photographer Higashino Taka braved the gravitational force field surrounding his native Japan to study this phenomenon in ‘gaijin’, or foreign people. Shunned by a repressed American society and unable to once again permeate Japan’s defenses, Higashino has recently found sanctuary with a small colony of miscreants who share his love of excrement.
(Doozo yoroshiku.)
HEY Fluffer bend over a little more so I can get your Balls in the Picture! Long Duck Dong rides again!
Damn Potter! I didn’t your Balls were that Hairy!!!! Let me take a picture!
CH-CH-CH…. TAKAH-TAKAH !!!
AUTOMOBEEEL? NO…..BIKE , ICHIBAN!
Yes ladies, I am as good lookin as Deegan, ride as good as twitch, and I am hung like the famous Dean P.
$2 dollar very nice
judgin by the look on taka’s face n da position of his other hand that camera must be facing somethin makin lil taka excited
Say Cheese Cabeza
Tako says: ‘Su-CHEEzzee’ cause he’s SMILING like a ROCKSTAR!
Party like a rockstar, ride like Brian Deegan
(i just taka photo of all me mulisha boys) hahaha
i musta west tha wong button
Is that Rindsay Rohan!!? I must take a piicture
see there thats one sick arse rider!
Say cheese! What a kodak moment!! Taka wanna be a rock superstar, live life, live large just like those Metal Mulisha boys!!!!!!
China on bottom of world. Taka musta taka picture wif camwuh upside down to show family back home
just remember i can send this to anyone.
“I joined the Metal Militia and all I got was this Little camera!” (Oh- and a cool shirt!)
hey you got me first
HEY YOU GOT ME FIRST!!!
I thought they said………. “be smart and Taka picture…… obviously they said to be smart then the camera and taka the damnm picture!”
Holy Shit, I should back down on the Red Bull, I’m seeing double!!
he he he i have a camera
go deegan work that lol you poser
Ain’t we all a Motorcross Tourist??
we grew here u flew here, BIATCH
dang dude its like your there…and here at the same time! whoa
Looking kool and being kool all come natural with a clean new shirt and fake kool friends to pose with.
wang chung!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey Guys, How do I work this thing?????
wow,un giapponese che fa una foto….strano loro non fanno mai una foto…ne fanno un centinaio!
I’m so gangsta now since I’m rolling with the mulisha, I don’t need a set of grillz.
Youa rook right into rens and smile! OH NO. GODZIRRA!
Paparazzi Taka.
metal mulisha é fodah num tem nada de gangsters sao caras com stilos isso sim =D
I have this picture on my myspace!
And i love taka lol!!
Plus it doesnt hurt im your biggest fan haha
sucky sucky tenn dolllllaaaa ladiesss – Taka
OOOOOOOFUJIFILM
With a shitty smile like that there better be some bad ass chics in that pic!!
is that petruzzo?
Free Pics on Taka Tuesdays
Stand still while I Taka another picture of you.
Hey GIrl! I show my mulisha head wang chun if I can take pic of your american TI TAs. If that no good then the 2 guys behind me will show their wang chungs 2!
what did taka say after sex?………get up sis, u r laying on my smokes….
DAMN MY EXTENSION LOOKS SO SICK IN THIS PIC
(Guy in background) “is Taka looking at my pichures from last night?
only if i knew what this japanese word “zoom in” means everything!
dont mind “everything” in there
hmm… didn’t relize how drunk i was last nite
GOD DAMMIT!!! i cant get dis dam green shit out orv my teef!!!!! SOMEONE girve me a tooof Pick!!!!
hey man how do u work this thing??
Taka has invented the latest FMX trick the “one handed photo with a crotch grab combo”
Toshiba with a Taka…Shit I mean Taka with a Toshiba… Honest mistake.
I “TAKA” your picture !
hee hee…. they totally think i’m Deegan…
Look! Is that Brian Deegan over there!
Smile beeeoootch! this is the mulisha
Ohh, herro! Sum ting wong….Me taka you pika instead!
my people made dis camera n i still dont know how it works
taka: when im not doing backflips and breakdancing like the korean b-boys on the dirt bike, i think its time for a classic mirror pic for myspace with my sweet new shirts , but one question though? ” DO THESE GUNS MAKE MY CHEST LOOK BIG?” i wanna be as tough as the guy in the back of this picture with the classic “mean” pose.
This is Taka – he rocka!
SO all I get is a dirty filled day, a crazy picture caption, coat and some stickers?? Yea you are so funny.
I REARREY RIKE BEIN A PART OF THE METAL MURISHA!!!
now twitch, you can take one of me
Look at dem tittes!
Taka saka photo
Wow! I thought i looked good, Check him out!
Taka wanna take a myspace pic for the hawt mommas!
Quick, I need a Mulisha glamour shot!!!!
oh my god am i really that magically delicious?!
This shit is going on my myspace page!
holy shit i gotta delete this porn before the guys think im a pervert oh well stupid americans im still gonna win
Quick make a distraction while i delete twitch with deegan last night XD
Taka the asian sensation representin the troops on the Dew Tour. Wat a troop
You think my photo taking skills are bad….you should see me drive!
Here’s lookin at u kid…
wow look at him do that super man. i wish i could do that the guys back home would love this
“Me and this camera are the only things made in japan”
Ladiez……it’s Azn persuasion time..hahaha
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How original…a JAPANESE…with a camera…the photo speaks for itself!
That damn
Japenese imigrant
(twitch)
Taka is the next fmx king
Taka is hanging with the big boy’s now
i take a ya pickture
Taka didn’t realize that when he’s takin’ a dick pic of himself pullin’ it – he needed to point the cam at his own ‘taka’.
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